Gray Jones

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Grimond "Gray" Avery Jones
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Information
Name	Grimond "Gray" Avery Jones
Date of birth	(1923-01-05) January 5, 1923
Nationality	Unknown
Occupation	Mayor
Education	Unknown
Known for	Mayor of Rotborough, 1967-?
Relationships
Mother	Unknown
Father	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown

Early Life and Mayoral Tenure

“	I knew there had to be middle ground, I knew there needed to be a third option, I knew there needed to be a GRAY AREA. I decided then, during my first electoral run to make my message not for him, her, she, he, this party or that, but for THEM.	”
Gray Jones, Gray Jones website, "The Gray Jones Story"

Gray Jones, real name Grimond Avery Jones, was a longtime political figure in Rotborough, Missouri, serving as mayor for several decades following his first election in 1967. According to personal statements archived from his now-defunct campaign website, Jones describes himself as a lifelong resident of Rotborough and frames his political philosophy as one rooted in “middle ground” solutions and advocacy for the underrepresented. He frequently refers to this philosophy as embracing the “Gray Area,” a theme that would become central to his public image and branding throughout his tenure.

Promotional material from Jones’s 2004 website characterizes his leadership as instrumental in the development of major public works projects, including the construction of the Jones Progress Pavilion, a large multi-purpose mall and entertainment venue near the town’s main highway. The site also credits his administration with a wide array of community action programs, though no complete list or audited records of these initiatives are publicly available.

Role in the RSRP and Disappearance of Luke LaChance

In the early 2000s, Mayor Jones worked closely with civil engineer Luke LaChance on the Rotborough Sewer Rehabilitation Plan (RSRP), an infrastructure initiative intended to address growing concerns over the town’s aging water systems and suspected contamination. The mayor’s administration publicly supported LaChance, who had become a local symbol of hope following his recovery from childhood illness and return to public service. At the time, Jones was facing political decline, and many viewed LaChance’s popularity as a revitalizing force for his office.

However, the RSRP quickly became controversial following the disappearance of two local boys during the early phases of the project. Tensions escalated further after LaChance himself went missing in October 2004, leading to widespread public suspicion. In a now-archived statement from his website, Mayor Jones expressed personal grief over LaChance’s disappearance, referring to him as a “once dear friend and business pal,” while also casting doubt on the future of the RSRP due to “a lack of inspiration.” Jones did not provide a specific timeline for project resumption and indicated the initiative was on indefinite hiatus.

Despite these expressions of concern, Mayor Jones’s handling of the crisis drew criticism. A PR campaign launched shortly afterward—featuring a satirical character named Nosy Ned, allegedly created in partnership with Dr. Spinn Public Image Insurance—was poorly received by the public and viewed as dismissive of the growing alarm surrounding both the project and LaChance’s disappearance. [SUPPORTING MATERIAL – Promotional campaign archive; Spinn client list].

Involvement in Chet Sacksman’s Disappearance

Shortly before LaChance’s disappearance, Jones was also linked to the public narrative surrounding Chet Sacksman, the troubled son of NXHealth founder Alfred Sacksman. Following Chet’s vanishing under suspicious circumstances, both Alfred and Mayor Jones publicly supported a theory—promoted by the Blue Skies Recovery Group—that Chet had voluntarily embarked on a spiritual retreat inspired by Alfred’s own travels. In a statement to the press, Jones claimed Chet had personally informed him of the plan weeks earlier, but had asked that it be kept secret to avoid family interference.

RTF investigators have noted several inconsistencies in this explanation, including the lack of any belongings packed in Chet’s vehicle, no travel arrangements, and no physical evidence of an intended departure. As of now, no follow-up statements have been issued by Jones regarding the case. [CITATION NEEDED - Press event transcript].

Public Image and Unresolved Questions

Despite his long career in public office, much about Mayor Gray Jones’s administration remains unclear. RTF has not been able to obtain financial records, staffing lists, or meeting logs for the majority of his time in office. While he enjoyed wide public support through much of his early tenure, later years were marked by growing distrust, multiple infrastructure controversies, and persistent rumors regarding unethical alliances and occult affiliations.

Media Appearances

• Gray can be seen & heard in an advertisement for Stop & Slop from the early 2000's, helping the Slop Krew choose where to eat. The advertisement features "Gray's Gravy N Grits", a dish served at Stop & Slop presumably named after him
• During his ongoing legal and PR troubles with 90.3 The Secret, he called in and appeared on the show several times between August and November 2004, often issuing angry tirades and hurling insults at the hosts.

See Also

CASE 002: Luke Lachance (2004) [collapse/expand]
People:	Evidence:	Outcomes:
•Luke LaChance  •Gray Jones  •Sebastian Vonora	•test  •test1	•The Failure of RSRP  •Suicide of Michelle LaChance