Phil Sacksman
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Phil Sacksman | |
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Name | Phil Sacksman |
Date of birth | September 16, 1976 |
Nationality | American |
Occupation | Golf caddy. |
Known for | Phil Sacksman's Golf Caddy 2003 |
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Mother | Jinny Sacksman |
Father | Alfred Sacksman |
Siblings | Chet Sacksman |
Phil Sacksman was the first-born son of Alfred Sacksman and was generally regarded by locals as the more successful and less troublesome of the two Sacksman brothers. Unlike his sibling, Chet, Phil embraced the opportunities afforded by his affluent upbringing, choosing to take advantage of the prospects presented to him rather than resist them.
Early Life
Phil Sacksman, also known by the nickname Golden Phil, was a caddy from Rotborough noted for his reputation in local golf circles. Unlike many enthusiasts, Sacksman’s passion lay not in playing golf, but in the role of the caddy, which he regarded as central to the success of the game. He began his career at the Rotborough Country Club (RBCC), assisting his father, Alfred Sacksman. During high school, he joined the Rotborough High School golf team as a caddy and quickly gained recognition when every player he assisted either scored a perfect game or won by a significant margin. His performance earned him multiple scholarship offers and eventually led to the release of a RAGEBoy video game titled Phil Sacksman’s Caddy Simulator 2003. In 1991, Sacksman experienced a public falling out with his former best friend and Rotborough Cows quarterback, William Donahue, after tensions arose over Sacksman’s relationship with Donahue’s then-girlfriend, Roberta Smolley.
Later Years

In his later years, Phil Sacksman experienced success both within and outside of golf. He married Roberta Smolley in 1993 and subsequently assumed control of the family business, NXHealth, after his father, Alfred Sacksman, was committed to a mental health institution following a lawsuit brought against him by former business partner David Warren. However, after the disappearance of his younger brother in July 2004, Phil’s life began to unravel. He reportedly adopted erratic and self-destructive behaviors that echoed those of his brother, eventually leading to his financial ruin. Sacksman spent his remaining years in poverty, living homeless and destitute until his death.
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People: | Evidence: | Outcomes: |
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•Chet Sacksman •Alfred Sacksman •Jiddy Sacksman •Timothy Rosewald •Phil Sacksman •Blue Skies •RPD •Tezticular Torzion |
•Death of Timothy Rosewald •Tezticular Torzion post-Chet |
People of Rotborough | |
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Government | Gray Jones • Luke LaChance • |
Commerce & Industry | Alfred Sacksman • Sebastian Vonora • Robert Cardella • Gerber Ramsay • Frank Feldman |
Education | Ivy Lavigne • Dr. Amaryllis • Mr. Bloomington • Ms. Juniper |
Faith and Spirituality | Allen Nella • Blue Skies Recovery Group • |
Celebrities & Public Figures | Chet Sacksman • Phil Sacksman • Ronnie Goldyard • Tezticular Torzion • |
Civilians | Jiddy Sacksman • Timothy Rosewald • Michelle LaChance • Named Individuals |
Fictional Characters | Nosy Ned • Smokey Bumaphag • Slop E Bucket • Vasey & Friends • |
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