NXHealth

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NXHealth
Company Information
Name	NXHealth
Founded	1974
Headquarters	Rotborough, MO
Founder	Alfred Sacksman
Industry	Health Supplements, Food & Beverage
Website	view archive
Status	Inactive

Company Beginnings

NXHealth was founded in 1974 by Alfred Sacksman and his college classmate David Warren in California. The company initially positioned itself as a manufacturer of sports supplements and performance-enhancing health products, with early marketing campaigns promoting NXHealth as a brand driven by innovation, accessibility, and “science for the everyday body.” According to internal company literature, Sacksman was the creative/visionary force behind the product line, while Warren handled logistical and business operations. [SUPPORTING EVIDENCE: Archived marketing brochures, employee interviews].

Public statements from Sacksman, including a “Meet the CEO” available on an [snapshot of the NXHealth site], paint a dramatically different account of the company's origins. In it, Sacksman claims to have returned to Rotborough in the early 1980s after his parents fell ill with what he describes as “early adult onset dementia.” His account blends biographical detail with self-mythologizing, describing a world-spanning spiritual journey culminating in a revelatory experience in the Peruvian Amazon. There, Sacksman reportedly encountered a form of “ancient wisdom” that inspired his long-running philosophy of “HACK YOUR BODY™”—a phrase he would later trademark and incorporate into NXHealth’s branding. Interestingly, in the same excerpt, Alfred claims to have formed NXHealth with an unnamed individual he met on this trip - directly contradicting actual documentation that cites Warren as a cofounder.

“	Well crazier STILL, I found the answers I was looking for in PERU of all places! Yes the land of the INCAS and what did the ancient geniuses have to say? Well the same stuff they've been saying since, oh I don't know… FOREVER? The wisdom I gathered told me what we already know yet seldom apply. HEALTH IS WEALTH. But in this age of technology and computers how can we make change that moves as quickly as the modern age? Well the friend I made in the jungles of Peru told me… HACK YOUR BODY… WOW!	”
Alfred Sacksman, NXHealth.com "Meet the CEO" Page

Internal company documents and third-party interviews suggest a gradual shift in NXHealth’s research priorities following Sacksman’s return to Missouri. Starting in the mid-to-late 1980s, resources were increasingly funneled into exploratory projects involving hormone regulation, dietary biohacking, and animal-based nutritional compounds. One such initiative reportedly included a bovine-focused R&D program operated out of a converted barn on Sacksman's family property. While officially framed as part of the company’s “rural outreach and field testing program,” the facility was noted by locals and former employees to contain advanced—and in some cases unsanctioned—equipment. [POTENTIAL REDACTION – Site photographs withheld; conflicting testimonies on research legality].

A legal dispute between Sacksman and Warren emerged in 1989, following internal concerns about NXHealth’s shifting direction and Sacksman’s increasingly erratic leadership style. Records confirm that the lawsuit concluded in 1990 with Warren’s removal from the company. While no full transcripts of the proceedings are available, documents obtained by RTF indicate that Sacksman had quietly acquired a controlling share of the company prior to the dispute, effectively ending board oversight and granting him total operational authority. Let's make some fake legal/court documents for this

Following this restructuring, NXHealth adopted a drastically more in-your-face and quasi-spiritual marketing tone, with Sacksman frequently positioning himself as both founder and prophetic figure. Phrases such as “Hack Your Body™” became central to NXHealth’s rebranding throughout the early 1990s.

Products

Product Family	Variation		Release Date	Product Info
File:Udderbuster1.jpg Udder Buster Energy Drink	Udder Buster	Original	Roughly 1996-1997	Original "Udder Buster" drink. Carbonated milk-based energy drink product. No existing pictures, likely a limited release due to lack of documentation. Existence is implied in "Meet The CEO" section of NXHealth site.
	File:UdderBusterClassic.jpg	Udder Buster Classic Creme	1999	Rebranding of the original Udder Buster as "Classic Creme", advertised as exact same product. If there are changes to product these are unknown
	File:UdderBusterStrawberry.jpg	Udder Buster Strawberry	1999	Strawberry flavor launched alongside the rebranded classic creme flavor and chocolate flavor in the upscaled full launch of Udder Busters by NXHealth in 1999.
	File:UdderBusterChocolate.jpg	Udder Buster Chocolate	1999	Chocolate flavor launched alongside the rebranded classic creme flavor and strawberry flavor in the upscaled full launch of Udder Busters by NXHealth in 1999.
		Udder Buster Oxtreme	Summer 2003	Short lived variation of Udder Buster with a nearly doubled caffeine content of 800mg. The calories also appear to have increased to 550. This product appears to have been very quickly recalled and likely could have failed to have a full retail launch altogether.
		Udder Buster Holiday Eggnog	Holiday 2003	Holiday exclusive Eggnog flavor in a Christmas themed can.
Rooster Up All Night Male Enhancement Supplement		Rooster Up All Night Magic Male Enhancement	Summer 2003	Male enhancement supplement advertising improved stamina, strength, duration and power, apparently created in collaboration with The Rooster brand.
File:VitaLife.jpg Vitalife+ Children's Health Supplements		Boy's VitaLife+	Summer 2003	Children/teen daily multivitamin, apparently created in collaboration with The "Boy" brand. The documentation for recalls on this product appear are substantial, with Growing Minds Learning Center partnering alongside NXHealth and Gerber Law Group to offer their online testing as screening for possible side effects as a part of efforts to settle with parents out of court.
NXCite Fragrance/Deoderant		NxCite Phermonal Deoderant	Holiday 2003	Spray on deodorant advertised as a "Phermonal" fragrance for men. Variations and product history unknown.
rowspan="1"Brazen Bull Stimulant Smelling Salt		Brazen Bull	Holiday 2003	Smelling salts advertised as a "SUPER STIUMULANT" supposedly containing fermented milk & ammonia. Variations and product history unknown.