Jester's Pizza

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Jester Pizza
Company Information
Name	Jester Pizza
Founded	March 15,1996
Headquarters	Rotborough, MO
Founder	Grimond "Gray" Jones
Industry	Restaurant
Website	view archive
Status	Inactive

Jester Pizza is a medieval-themed pizza restaurant chain highly regarded for its affordable food and free entertainment.

History

The company was founded by Mayor Gray Jones in 1996. It was initially launched as a pet project for Mayor Gray, but since Rotborough lacked a pizza restaurant it quickly became a success. It first opened its doors in March of 1996.

Humiliation

Ad from Jester Pizza promoting their "Royal Decree" policy, Rotborough Daily newspaper, September 2001

In May 1999, an incident involving an unnamed employee reportedly led to the introduction of the company’s signature singing and dancing delivery service. According to local accounts, the employee had been involved in a dispute and was compelled by Mayor Gray Jones to make a delivery while singing and dancing, as a form of disciplinary action. Contrary to its intended purpose, the performance was well received by the customer, who later visited the store to express enthusiastic praise. Following the unexpected positive feedback, Jones made the decision to incorporate singing and dancing into the standard delivery experience.

“	Always heed the Royal Decree: If I don't dance for you, your pizza is free!	”
Tagline on Jester Pizza employee materials

Sexual Malpractice

In December 2001, allegations surfaced after an off-hours employee claimed to have discovered that Mayor Gray Jones was using the Jester location as a private bordello. The revelation sparked internal controversy and raised concerns about the misuse of company property for personal purposes. While no formal investigation was publicly documented, the incident became a topic of local speculation and contributed to growing scrutiny surrounding Jones's management and mayoral practices. This was further amplified, causing somewhat of a Streisand Effect where the mayor's private and personal life began to be the center of local fascination and scrutiny. This initial fascination and interest was spearheaded by 90.3 The Secret, through it's radio broadcasts and online blind item website These sexual escapades persisted as far as December of 2004. [citation needed]