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Phil Sacksman

2025-08-26T21:37:01Z

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|year=1976
|month=9
|day=16
|nationality=American
|occupation=Golf caddy.
|mother=Jinny Sacksman
|father=Alfred Sacksman
|siblings=Chet Sacksman
|knownfor=Phil Sacksman's Golf Caddy 2003
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Phil Sacksman was the first-born son of Alfred Sacksman and was generally regarded by locals as the more successful and less troublesome of the two Sacksman brothers. Unlike his sibling, [[Chet Sacksman|Chet]], Phil embraced the opportunities afforded by his affluent upbringing, choosing to take advantage of the prospects presented to him rather than resist them.

== Early Life ==
Phil Sacksman, also known by the nickname ''Golden Phil'', was a caddy from Rotborough noted for his reputation in local golf circles. Unlike many enthusiasts, Sacksman’s passion lay not in playing golf, but in the role of the caddy, which he regarded as central to the success of the game. He began his career at the '''[[Rotborough Country Club|Rotborough Country Club (RBCC)]]''', assisting his father, '''[[Alfred Sacksman]]'''. During high school, he joined the Rotborough High School golf team as a caddy and quickly gained recognition when every player he assisted either scored a perfect game or won by a significant margin. His performance earned him multiple scholarship offers and eventually led to the release of a RAGEBoy video game titled [[Rotplay|''Phil Sacksman’s Caddy Simulator 2003''.]] In 1991, Sacksman experienced a public falling out with his former best friend and Rotborough Cows quarterback, William Donahue, after tensions arose over Sacksman’s relationship with Donahue’s then-girlfriend, Roberta Smolley.

== Later Years ==
[[File:ps_hole.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Excerpt from The Secret tabloid cover page]] In his later years, Phil Sacksman experienced success both within and outside of golf. He married Roberta Smolley in 1993 and subsequently assumed control of the family business, '''''[[NXHealth]]''''', after his father, [[Alfred Sacksman]], was committed to a mental health institution following a lawsuit brought against him by former business partner David Warren. However, after the disappearance of his younger brother in July 2004, Phil’s life began to unravel. He reportedly adopted erratic and self-destructive behaviors that echoed those of his brother, eventually leading to his financial ruin. Sacksman spent his remaining years in poverty, living homeless and destitute until his death.
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Chet Sacksman

2025-08-26T21:36:09Z

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{{Infobox Person
|name=Chet Sacksman
|image=ChetPortrait_Crop.jpg
|year=1981
|disappeared=2004
|month=3
|day=15
|nationality=American
|occupation=Singer, Groundskeeper's Assistant
|education=High School
|mother=[[Jinny Sacksman]]
|father=[[Alfred Sacksman]]
|siblings=[[Phil Sacksman]]
|knownfor=[[Tezticular Torzion]], Disappearance, Death of Timothy Rosewald
}}

== Early Life ==
Chet Sacksman was born in Rotborough, Missouri in 1981 to [[Alfred Sacksman|Alfred]] and Jinny Sacksman, the Sacksman family’s second child. Little documentation exists surrounding Chet’s childhood, though presumably he grew up with tremendous wealth due to the success of his father Alfred Sacksman’s health supplement company “[[NXHealth]].” Chet presumably did not finish his high school education at Rotborough High School, with his name not being present in any documentation of graduating classes. It is speculated he was expelled, due to his criminal record painting a picture of antisocial behavior dating as far back as 1993, when Chet was only 12 years old.

== Tezticular Torzion ==[[File:ttposter1_scan.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Promotional Poster for Tezticular Torzion's first live show (1997)]]
In 1997, Chet formed the nu-metal/punk rock band “Tezticular Torzion.” The band had large success locally in Rotborough, but struggled to gain much attention outside of the local scene. Critically, the band was panned, in part to the mostly undisclosed financial backing from Chet’s father/NXT Health. This, alongside Chet’s wealthy upbringing, caused the wider punk scene to view the band as posers and significantly hindered their success. NXHealth’s financial backing is very evident, with all releases prior to 2000 featuring the brand’s logo, and the band even produced a jingle for NXHealth’s flagship energy Drink Udder Buster in 1998. The branding was dropped in 2000 likely to combat the continued criticism, though it is unknown whether or not the financial backing ceased.
[[File:BloomHeightsReviewScan.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Excerpt from review of Tezticular Torzion's self titled album, Bloom Heights Gazette ~1997]]

== Legal Trouble and Counseling ==

Between 1993 and 2003, Chet Sacksman was arrested a documented 12 times on charges ranging from public indecency to arson. While fragmented records from the Rotborough Police Department (RPD) offer some insight, the full extent of his legal troubles is difficult to piece together. It is unlikely that Chet served any significant time in jail, presumably due to his family’s considerable wealth and influence in the community. Police reports that do remain, some sourced from incomplete public records and anonymous leaks, frequently cite Chet’s cocaine use.

Archived posts from MyDigitalRot—Rotborough’s now-defunct forum/blog—suggest his drug use was something of an open secret, and Chet’s own posts to Tezticular Torzion’s fan subforum doing little to deny this gossip.

[[File:EventShirt_archive-min.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Archived t-shirt from 1999 Blue Skies charity event with NXH listed as the sole sponsor]] In a 2004 interview, Chet revealed his behavior eventually culminated in his mother issuing an ultimatum: seek counseling or face expulsion from the family home. Sources conflict on the immediacy of this intervention, and some speculate that it was more performative than genuine, with little expectation of long-term change. Chet was ultimately placed under the care of Blue Skies Recovery Group, a mutual-aid fellowship operating out of northern Rotborough along Grace Way. The decision to involve Blue Skies appears to have been heavily influenced by Alfred Sacksman, Chet’s father and CEO of NXHealth. Blue Skies had a documented relationship with NXHealth, frequently promoting the company’s supplements at local events and fundraisers, and NXHealth financially sponsoring events in return.

In a radio interview on KRRB later that year, Chet—promoting his pivot to faith-based music—credited Blue Skies with saving his life, declaring that the group had facilitated his “spiritual rebirth.” However, a deeper dive into police records and MyDigitalRot posts suggests this narrative may have been largely exaggerated, if not entirely fabricated.

Reports of continued arrests following Chet’s enrollment in Blue Skies counseling challenge the sincerity of his transformation. Blog entries from that period, many still recoverable through archived snapshots of MyDigitalRot, reveal erratic posts, self-aggrandizing tirades, and further public admissions of drug use. Chet’s behavior, if anything, appeared to intensify, not improve.

Despite these ongoing incidents, Blue Skies publicly heralded Chet’s rehabilitation as a success. Representatives of the group consistently dismissed concerns from the community and, on at least two recorded occasions, criticized RPD’s handling of Chet’s arrests, suggesting the police had unfairly targeted him. Chet’s subsequent employment at Rotborough Country Club in late 2003 was regularly cited by Blue Skies as proof of his reintegration into society. This claim, however, requires scrutiny. The Sacksman family’s long-standing membership at RBCC—paired with their status as one of the club’s top donor families—raises questions about the legitimacy of this employment. Chet was apparently fired from his position sometime in 2004, but records show this did not affect his membership or benefits at the club.

A shift in Chet’s public persona during this period also coincides with deeper Blue Skies involvement. By early 2004, media appearances show Chet shedding the punk aesthetic he had embraced during his years with Tezticular Torzion. In place of ripped leather jackets and torn band tees, Chet began appearing in preppy, country-club attire—polo shirts and khakis that more closely mirrored his father’s image than his own rebellious roots. He also began a short lived solo music project, apparently with a focus on his newfound religious faith, though none of this music has been recovered.

It is not unreasonable to conclude that Chet and the Sacksman family was failed by Blue Skies. While our documentation tries to maintain an objective tone and we avoid speculation, our thorough research of Rotborough’s missing persons history has pointed to this organization as destructively negligent in the most charitable of eyes. We implore our readers to come to their own conclusions from the information we are working to archive. However, when that work is actively trying to be impeded and censored by bad actors, that adherence to journalistic principles can only extend so far.

== Disappearance ==
On July 18, 2004, Chet Sacksman was reported missing by his mother, Jiddy Sacksman, in a call placed to the Rotborough Police Department (RPD). Available records indicate that the initial missing persons report classified Chet as a voluntary disappearance due to his history of erratic behavior, though details regarding the initial response are fragmented. RPD’s existing documentation is sparse, and formal case files appear to have been lost or misplaced following the dissolution of the department after Rotborough’s collapse.

The day after Chet’s disappearance was reported, on July 19, 2004, RPD received a separate call regarding the disappearance of Timothy Rosewald, a groundskeeper employed by Rotborough Country Club (RBCC). While official records connecting the two cases are missing, personal accounts and posts recovered from Chet’s MyDigitalRot page suggest ongoing conflict between the two. In May 2004, Chet accused Rosewald—both publicly online and in forum discussions—of being responsible for his termination from RBCC. A single released by Chet’s band, Tezticular Torzion, titled "Kill a Snitch" (June 2004), is widely believed to reference Rosewald, though this connection was never formally established in police reports.

Chet’s last confirmed sightings occurred on July 17, 2004, the day prior to his reported disappearance. Eyewitness accounts—collected from archived interviews and secondhand statements—place him at Rotborough Country Club early that morning. Multiple sources, including club staff, recalled seeing Chet in the vicinity of the maintenance shed, reportedly loading Royal Greens fertilizer bags into a golf cart. Surveillance records from the club’s security system, if they ever existed, have not been recovered.

A purchase receipt dated 4:34 PM from Feldman’s Family Grocery lists several items under Chet’s name, including bleach, a hacksaw, and a shovel. While these items were flagged in subsequent investigations, no public explanation was provided for their purchase. At approximately 6:00 PM, security camera footage from the Stop n’ Slop truck stop purportedly captured Chet exiting onto I-44 in his father’s black 2003 Chevrolet Silverado. Reports indicate an unidentified individual was visible in the passenger seat. Attempts to locate the footage through RPD archives have been unsuccessful, with references to the video appearing only in secondary police notes. The footage was never released to the public.

On July 21, 2004, remains were discovered north of I-44 in a remote, wooded area approximately three miles from the nearest exit. The remains were identified as belonging to Timothy Rosewald. Available case files, though incomplete, describe the body as dismembered and concealed in Royal Greens fertilizer bags. The bags were found next to a partially dug hole. Approximately 300 feet from the burial site, the black 2003 Chevrolet Silverado driven by Chet was located, keys still in the ignition.

Footprint impressions, consistent with the shoe size worn by Chet, were found leading away from the driver’s side of the truck toward the burial site. Notably, no return footprints were identified leading away from the scene. While no conclusive evidence indicated foul play in Chet’s disappearance, this detail led investigators to hypothesize that Chet may have been killed while attempting to dispose of Rosewald’s remains. However, without physical evidence of Chet’s death at the scene, the theory remained speculative.

== Investigation ==
Chet Sacksman was never officially named a suspect in the murder of Rosewald despite the mountain of evidence pointing to him as at the very least an involved party with a clearly plausible motive and criminal history. Despite our best efforts researching all available documents in our archive, almost nothing in terms of substantial pushback on the investigation was found. It is unclear whether the community at broad was satisfied with the outcome, or that dissenting voices were subject to censorship efforts from particular groups. The focus of investigators largely turned to Chet’s disappearance as the murder case quickly went cold with no significant leads in regard to the proposed 3rd individual involved.

During a press appearance held discussing Chet’s disappearance, Alfred Sacksman expressed a confounding level of indifference and confidence that Chet was alive and well. From archived excerpts that exist, it appears most of his time speaking was spent promoting new products from NXT. He expressed that he firmly believed the narrative that Chet had embarked on a spiritual journey of some nature, adding that it was likely Alfred’s own pilgrimage in the Amazons, that inspired his son. This theory had been propagated by the Blue Skies Recovery Group, with multiple of its members attesting to Chet expressing interest in the idea during his group counseling sessions. Gray Jones, the then Mayor of Rotborough and co-founder of Blue Skies, went as far as to tell the press that Chet formally told him of this plan weeks before but insisted that Jones was not to disclose them to his family as to not cause them to intervene with his healing. This explanation is incredibly unconvincing, when accounting for the fact that no change of clothes or other necessities were found in Chet’s car, nor was anything indicating plans to move in his room at the Sacksman family home.
[[File:alfredpress1.ogg|thumb|Partially recovered audio recording from Alfred Sacksman’s appearance at conference held for Chet’s disappearance]]
Little information on Timothy Rosewald has been archived, but it is presumed he did not have any living family which, along with the Sacksman family’s apparent lack of concern for Chet’s whereabouts, presumably contributed to the lack of scrutiny. Furthermore, archived posts on MyDigitalRot reveal that the community at large had come to view Chet as a nuisance, and with him falling out of favor with Tezticular Torzion’s fanbase due to his transition to faith-based music, there was unlikely very much pressure on local law enforcement to complete a more thorough investigation, and it is unfortunately unlikely any more answers will be found in regards to the case.

== Fall Out From Disappearance ==
[[File:philhomeless-min.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Phil Sacksman supposedly panhandling in 2007]]
While it appears the case of Chet’s disappearance blew over rather quickly and without fanfare, one of the few people to seem affected was his older brother, Phil Sacksman, a professional golf caddy and local celebrity. It is unknown whether or not Phil expressed any concerns publicly, but there was a marked turn in his career immediately following the disappearance. Accounts detailing Phil’s poor caddying performances began to circulate as early as forum posts from September of 2004, and photos of Phil vomiting and falling asleep after a supposed drunken meltdown were distributed in local tabloids not long after. Though he was already an open alcoholic and prominent figure in Rotbrough’s nightlife scene, these meltdowns betrayed the image of a playboy bachelor Phil was known for.
[[File:903recphil.ogg|thumb|left|Archived Recording from 90.3 The Secret (~2007)]]
By the end of 2004, it appears he was dropped by all of his sponsors outside of NXT, his father’s company, and production on the next title in his eponymous videogame series, “Phil Sacksman’s Caddy Simulator 2004”, had been canceled according to Rageboy Monthly. Between 2005-2007 multiple reports document arrests ranging from public drunkenness to domestic battery, and though no formal documentation is known to have been filed a split from his wife was thoroughly reported. Little is known of Phil’s current situation, though rumors of him being homeless and panhandling from some time in 2007 were purported by the local gossip radio program “The Secret.”

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Ms. Juniper

2025-08-26T21:35:01Z

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Ms. Juniper was a writer employed at [[Growing Minds|Growing Minds Learning Center]].
[[File:gmHandbook.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Cover of a Growing Minds Student Handbook, with writing credits given to Juniper]]

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Growing Minds

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{{Infobox Business
|name=Growing Minds Learning Center
|image=gmlclogo.jpg
|founded= 1993
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=Ivy Lavigne
|industry=Educational Services
|website=[https://rotborough.com/growingminds/home view archive]
|status=Inactive
}}

'''Growing Minds Learning Center''' was a special education tutoring center in Rotborough that offered academic support for children, though some sources suggest it may have been involved in behavioral research tied to local institutions.

== Services ==
According to the center’s website, Growing Minds offers tutoring across standard subjects—math, science, reading, social studies—as well as behavioral support services, etiquette coaching (through a sponsorship with [Protagon]), and family counseling. The facility is led by Headmaster Ivy Lavigne, whose qualifications are not publicly listed. Parent testimonials hosted on the site speak to dramatic transformations in children’s behavior and academic performance, though no independent assessments or external accreditations have been confirmed.
{{Quote|1=I love my child so much but after losing her mother and raising her by myself only to get a diagnosis of “slow-in-the-mind”. It was the final straw for me ... my cousin George told me about this place called “Growing Minds” ... it was after this when we were put in touch with Dr. Amaryllis (a psychologist for Growing Minds) And he provided us with a step by step treatment that was perfect for my daughter.|2=Saul Richardson|3=Testimonial from [https://rotborough.com/growingminds/testimonials Growing Minds website]}}

== Vasey ==
[[File:Vasey.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Vasey looking distraught, from the Growing Minds Online Diagnostic Test]]
A core component of Growing Minds’ intake process is an online diagnostic test, administered through an interactive character named Vasey, an anthropomorphic vase with a flower growing from its head. The test walks children through hypothetical social scenarios and assigns them a cognitive-emotional profile. Children found to have “problems” are given a numbered referral code and are encouraged to schedule appointments with affiliated child psychologists. These psychologists, including a figure known as Dr. Amaryllis, are described as “board certified,” though no certifying body is specified.
[[File:vaseyandfamily.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Vasey and his family]]
Vasey appears to have been at least an attempt to build out a larger licensed character by Growing Minds, with the online test featuring several side characters with individual looks, including Vasey's friends "Bud" and "Lily." It is unlikely these special characters would have been created solely for this test, and were likely part of a bigger plan for these characters, such as licensed merchandise or a TV show, though attempts to find any evidence of these has so far been fruitless.

== Collaborations ==

Growing Minds is listed as a sponsor of the now-defunct [[Boy%27s_Friendship_Foundation|Boy’s Friendship Foundation]] (BFF) and the [[NXHealth]] website directly promotes Growing Minds' services in relation to their legal settlements. The nature of these affiliations remains unclear but has drawn scrutiny from independent researchers due to overlapping personnel and funding sources.

== Known Staff ==

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| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | Headmaster
| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | Unknown
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| style="background:#eeeeee;" | Psychologist
| style="background:#eeeeee;" | Unknown
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| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | [[Mrs. Blom]]
| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | Unknown
| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | Unknown
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| style="background:#eeeeee;" | [[Mr. Bloomington]]
| style="background:#eeeeee;" | Staff
| style="background:#eeeeee;" | Unknown
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| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | [[Ms. Juniper]]
| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | Curriculum Writer
| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | Unknown
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| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | [[Mrs. Gooseberry]]
| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | Tutor
| style="background:#f7f7f7;" | Unknown
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Sebastian Vonora

2025-08-26T21:25:58Z

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{{WarningBoxInc}}{{Infobox Person|name=Sebastian "Sebbie" Vonora|occupation=Handyman, Small business owner|knownfor=Curtain Call Blinds and Shades|mother=Unknown|father=Unknown}}'''Sebastian "Sebbie" Vonora''' is a handyman and small business owner based in Rotborough. He operated ''[[Curtain Call|Curtain Call Blinds and Shades]]'', a company specializing in window treatments. Vonora has previously owned several other small businesses in the area, including [[Sebbie's Sweep Up|''Sebbie's Sweep Up'' ''Total Clean'']] and the ''[[Final Coat Painters|Final Coat]]'' a house painting company both of which focused on carpentry, cleaning, and home renovation services. These ventures were ultimately unsuccessful for reasons that remain unclear.[citation needed]

== References ==
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| colspan="2" style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[File:ChetCase.png|15px]][[Chet Sacksman]] • [[File:LukeCase.png|15px]][[Luke LaChance]] • [[Gray Jones]] • [[Alfred Sacksman]] • [[Allen Nella]] • [[Sebbie]] • [[Boy The Cow]] • [[Ivy Lavigne]]
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| style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;" | Businesses
| colspan="2" style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid;" | [[Boy's Friendship Foundation]] • [[File:RotPlayLogo.jpg|15px]][[Rotplay]] • [[File:SkySoftLogo.jpg|15px]][[Skysoft]] • [[File:nxicon.JPG|15px]][[NXHealth]] • [[File:SecretIcon.jpg|15px]][[90.3 The Secret]]
|-
| rowspan="3" style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999;" | Events
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | The Disappearances
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[File:ChetCase.png|15px]][[Chet Sacksman]] • [[File:LukeCase.png|15px]][[Luke LaChance]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | General
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid #ddd;" | [[test]] • [[test]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | Speculative
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[Unexplained Phenomena]] • [[Local Legends]]
|}
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Named Individuals

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=== Named Individuals ===
These are individuals whose names are found on confirmed pieces of Rotborough documentation at least once, but do not have enough related information or contextual significance to warrant their own articles:
* Molly R. Volga (Named in [[Growing Minds]] Testimonials)
* Saul Richardson (Named in [[Growing Minds]] Testimonials)
* Alyssa Rodriguez (Named in [[Growing Minds]] Testimonials)
* Mrs. Blom (Named in [[Growing Minds]] Testimonials)
* Daniel Elfperson (Named in [[90.3 The Secret]] Movie Review by [[Ronnie Goldyard]])
* Andrew Warhall (Named in [[90.3 The Secret]] Movie Review by [[Ronnie Goldyard]])
* ? Bertucci (Named in [[90.3 The Secret]] Movie Review by [[Ronnie Goldyard]])
* Robert Philadelphia (Named in [[90.3 The Secret]] Movie Review by [[Ronnie Goldyard]])
* Sal Killmore (Named in [[90.3 The Secret]] Movie Review by [[Ronnie Goldyard]])
* Chance Parchini (Named in [[90.3 The Secret]] Movie Review by [[Ronnie Goldyard]])
* Sal Killmore (Named in [[90.3 The Secret]] Movie Review by [[Ronnie Goldyard]])

File:BFFLogo.jpg

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Rtaadmin1: Boy Mascot from BFF section of My Pet Boy website (2003)

== Summary ==
Boy Mascot from BFF section of My Pet Boy website (2003)

Template:Business Rotborough

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| name = Business Rotborough
| title = [[Business in Rotborough|Business in Rotborough]]
| group1 = Food/Beverage
| list1 = [[File:Jester_Logo.png|15px]][[Jester's Pizza]] • [[File:blrnicon.JPG|15px]][[Blue Roan Bar and Grill]] • [[File:snsicon.jpg|15px]][[Stop & Slop]]
| group2 = Retail
| list2 = [[Scarlett's Closet]] • [[File:roosticon.JPG|15px]][[Rooster Adult Video]] • [[File:ckicon.JPG|15px]][[Copy King]]
| group3 = Health
| list3 = [[File:anicon.JPG|15px]][[Allen Nella's House Of Mirrors]] • [[File:nxicon.JPG|15px]][[NXHealth]] • [[File:gricon.JPG|15px]][[Greenroom Spa]] • [[File:nvicon.JPG|15px]][[NewViews]]
| group4 = Services
| list4 = [[File:dspiiicon.JPG|15px]][[Dr. Spinn Public Image Insurance]] • [[File:GerberIcon.JPG|15px]][[Gerber Law Group]] • [[File:usafeicon.JPG|15px]][[U-Safe]]
| group5 = Transportation
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| group6 = Education & Childcare
| list6 = [[File:gmicon.JPG|15px]][[Growing Minds]] • [[File:peicon.JPG|15px]][[Protagon Etiquette Coaching]] • [[File:bfficon.JPG|15px]][[Boy's Friendship Foundation]] • [[File:rnsicon.JPG|15px]][[Raymond & Sons]]
| group7 = Entertainment
| list7 = [[File:roosticon.JPG|15px]][[Rooster Adult Video]] • [[File:RotPlayLogo.jpg|15px]][[Rotplay]] • [[File:SkySoftLogo.jpg|15px]][[Skysoft]] • [[File:rotcanicon.jpg|15px]][[Rotcan]] • [[File:SecretIcon.jpg|15px]][[90.3 The Secret]] • [[File:mmicon.jpg|15px]][[Milky Maids]] • [[File:gfticon.jpg|15px]][[Grigori Family Theatre]] • [[File:balleticon.jpg|15px]][[Ballet Nightclub]]
| group8 = Trades
| list8 = [[File:plcicon.jpg|15px]][[Peacock Lawn Care]] • [[File:Cclogo.JPG|15px]][[Curtain Call]] • [[File:mpicon.jpg|15px]][[Meramec Plumbing Co]] • [[Sebbie's Sweep Up]] • [[Final Coat Painters]]
| group9 = Other
| list9 = [[Agricore]]
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Final Coat Painters

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{{WarningBoxRec}}{{WarningBoxInc}}{{Infobox Business|name=Final Coat Painters|image=FinalCoatLogo.jpg|founded=1995|founder=Sebastian Vonora|industry=Home Improvement|website=https://rotborough.com/curtaincall/home|status=Inactive}}Final Coat was a failed house painting business owned and operated by [[Sebbie|Sebbie Vonora]] from an unknown date until around 1995. Little is known about this business and why it failed.

== References ==
{{Business Rotborough}}

File:FinalCoatLogo.jpg

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Final Coat Painters

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{{WarningBoxRec}}{{WarningBoxInc}}{{Infobox Business|name=Final Coat Painters|image=FinalCoatLogo.jpg|founded=1995|founder=Sebastian Vonora|industry=Home Improvement|website=https://rotborough.com/curtaincall/home|status=Inactive}}Final Coat was a failed house painting business owned and operated by [[Sebbie|Sebbie Vonora]], in 1995. Little is known about this business and why it failed.

== References ==
{{Business Rotborough}}

Unexplained Phenomena

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{{WarningBoxInc}}

Many strange and generally unexplained phenomena took place in Rotborough since it was founded. These are a group of strange and unexplained events which took place.

== Disappearances ==
Several disappearances took place before the more notable people of Rotborough, such as [[Chet Sacksman]] and [[Luke LaChance]]. These people mysteriously seemed to be completely overlooked by the general public at large.

== The Occult ==

== Conspiracies ==

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{| style="width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; background-color: #f5f5f5; border: 1px solid #999; font-size: 75%;"
! style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 2px; width: 6em; text-align: left;" | {{Tnavbar|Intro Table|mini=1}}
! colspan="2" style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; border-bottom: 1px solid #999;" | Get to know Rotborough
|-
| style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;" | About RTF
| colspan="2" style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[Foundation History]] • [[RTF Productions]]
|-
| rowspan="3" style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 8px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;" | Places
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | Landmarks
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid;" | [[Tenpenny Nature Park]] • [[Rotborough Country Club]] • [[Grace Way]] • [[Parasol Parks]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | Establishments
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[File:Jester_Logo.png|15px]][[Jester's Pizza]] • [[File:Cclogo.JPG|15px]][[Curtain Call]] • [[File:anicon.JPG|15px]][[Allen Nella's House Of Mirrors]] • [[File:blrnicon.JPG|15px]][[Blue Roan Bar and Grill]] • [[File:gmicon.JPG|15px]][[Growing Minds]] • [[File:roosticon.JPG|15px]][[Rooster Adult Video]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | Outside Rotborough
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid;" | [[Bloom Heights]] •
|-
| style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;" | People
| colspan="2" style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[File:ChetCase.png|15px]][[Chet Sacksman]] • [[File:LukeCase.png|15px]][[Luke LaChance]] • [[Gray Jones]] • [[Alfred Sacksman]] • [[Allen Nella]] • [[Sebbie]] • [[Boy The Cow]] • [[Ivy Lavigne]]
|-
| style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;" | Businesses
| colspan="2" style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid;" | [[Boy's Friendship Foundation]] • [[File:RotPlayLogo.jpg|15px]][[Rotplay]] • [[File:SkySoftLogo.jpg|15px]][[Skysoft]] • [[File:nxicon.JPG|15px]][[NXHealth]] • [[File:SecretIcon.jpg|15px]][[90.3 The Secret]]
|-
| rowspan="3" style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999;" | Events
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | The Disappearances
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[test]] • [[test]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | General
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid #ddd;" | [[test]] • [[test]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | Speculative
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[Unexplained Phenomena]] • [[Local Legends]]
|}
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Blue Roan Bar and Grill

2025-08-26T10:11:51Z

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{{WarningBoxInc}}
{{WarningBoxSpec}}{{Infobox Business
|name=Blue Roan Bar & Grill
|image=blueroan.jpg
|founded= 2002
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=Unknown
|industry=Restaurant, entertainment venue.
|website=[https://rotborough.com/blueroan/home view archive]
|status=Inactive
|knownfor= Disappearance of [[Luke LaChance]]
}}

'''Blue Roan Bar & Grill''' was a bar and restaurant in Rotborough, Missouri, which also functioned as a live music venue. The establishment was locally known as ''“the bar with a giant horse on top”'' due to the large horse statue mounted on its roof.

== History ==
The bar first opened its doors in 2002. For several years it operated quietly, attracting little public attention outside of serving as a regular venue for performances by the band '''[[Tezticular Torzion]]''', with the website advertising an apparent constant rotation of live performers. The disappearance of '''[[Luke LaChance]]''' later brought the establishment into local focus, tying it to the broader mystery surrounding his case as it was the last place Luke was seen when he was alive.

Due to the absence of surviving physical records, most information about Blue Roan Bar & Grill has been reconstructed through archived versions of its website preserved by the '''[[Rotborough Time Machine]]'''. The bar has since become a minor point of interest within Rotborough folklore.

== Staff and Patrons ==

Little documentation exists regarding the ownership of Blue Roan. Surviving police records from the disappearance case of [[Luke LaChance]] briefly mention [[Sebastian Vonora]] being employed as a bartender at Blue Roan, though this is confusing given that Vonora was operating his own business, [[Curtain Call]] Blinds and Shades, at this time.

Recovered reviews from MyDigitalRot forums of the establish mention hostile staff and irregular business hours, with multiple users reporting they had been pressured to leave the establishment shortly after entering. Other users questioned how the establishment stayed in business with exceptionally low turnout.

== See More ==
{{Case002}}{{Business Rotborough}}
{{Case002}}

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Jester's Pizza

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{{WarningBoxSpec}}{{Infobox Business
|name=Jester Pizza
|image=Jester_Logo.png
|founded=1996
|founded_month=3
|founded_day=15
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=Grimond "Gray" Jones
|industry=Restaurant
|website=[https://rotborough.com/jesterspizza/home view archive]
|status=Inactive
}}

'''Jester Pizza''' is a medieval-themed pizza restaurant chain highly regarded for its affordable food and free entertainment

== History ==
The company was founded by [[Gray Jones|Mayor Gray Jones]] in 1996. It was initially launched as a pet project for Mayor Gray, but since Rotborough lacked a pizza restaurant it quickly became a success. It first opened its doors in March of 1996.

== Humiliation ==
[[File:JesterClassified.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Ad from Jester Pizza promoting their "Royal Decree" policy, Rotborough Daily newspaper, September 2001 ]]
In May 1999, an incident involving an unnamed employee reportedly led to the introduction of the company’s signature singing and dancing delivery service. According to local accounts, the employee had been involved in a dispute and was compelled by Mayor Gray Jones to make a delivery while singing and dancing, as a form of disciplinary action. Contrary to its intended purpose, the performance was well received by the customer, who later visited the store to express enthusiastic praise. Following the unexpected positive feedback, Jones made the decision to incorporate singing and dancing into the standard delivery experience.{{Quote|Always heed the Royal Decree: If I don't dance for you, your pizza is free!|Tagline on Jester Pizza employee materials|}}

== Sexual Malpractice ==
In December 2001, allegations surfaced after an off-hours employee claimed to have discovered that Mayor Gray Jones was using the Jester location as a private bordello. The revelation sparked internal controversy and raised concerns about the misuse of company property for personal purposes. While no formal investigation was publicly documented, the incident became a topic of local speculation and contributed to growing scrutiny surrounding Jones's management and mayoral practices. This was further amplified, causing somewhat of a Streisand Effect where the mayor's private and personal life began to be the center of local fascination and scrutiny. This initial fascination and interest was spearheaded by [[90.3 The Secret]], through it's radio broadcasts and [https://rotborough.com/thesecret/secrethome online blind item website] These sexual escapades persisted as far as December of 2004. [citation needed]

== See More ==
{{Business Rotborough}}

Parasol Parks

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Rtaadmin1: Created page with "{{Infobox Place |name=Parasol Parks |image=ParasolParks.jpeg |alt=Parasol Parks logo |image_size=300px |location=East-Central Rotborough |type=Residential, Low Income |area= Unknown, estimated <5 acres |status=Demolished |knownfor=Tezticular Torzion live debut, Frequent hangout spot for Chet Sacksman }} Parasol Parks was a trailer park in central Rotborough, most well known for being frequented by Chet Sacksman and being the location where his band Tezticu..."

{{Infobox Place
|name=Parasol Parks
|image=ParasolParks.jpeg
|alt=Parasol Parks logo
|image_size=300px
|location=East-Central Rotborough
|type=Residential, Low Income
|area= Unknown, estimated <5 acres
|status=Demolished
|knownfor=[[Tezticular Torzion]] live debut, Frequent hangout spot for [[Chet Sacksman]]
}}

Parasol Parks was a trailer park in central Rotborough, most well known for being frequented by [[Chet Sacksman]] and being the location where his band [[Tezticular Torzion]] held their first live performance.

Template:Intro Table

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<div style="border: 3px solid #e8e8e8; width: 100%;">
{| style="width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; background-color: #f5f5f5; border: 1px solid #999; font-size: 75%;"
! style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 2px; width: 6em; text-align: left;" | {{Tnavbar|Intro Table|mini=1}}
! colspan="2" style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; border-bottom: 1px solid #999;" | Get to know Rotborough
|-
| style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;" | About RTF
| colspan="2" style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[Foundation History]] • [[RTF Productions]]
|-
| rowspan="3" style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 8px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;" | Places
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | Landmarks
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid;" | [[Tenpenny Nature Park]] • [[Rotborough Country Club]] • [[Grace Way]] • [[Parasol Parks]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | Establishments
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[File:Jester_Logo.png|15px]][[Jester's Pizza]] • [[File:Cclogo.JPG|15px]][[Curtain Call]] • [[File:anicon.JPG|15px]][[Allen Nella's House Of Mirrors]] • [[File:blrnicon.JPG|15px]][[Blue Roan Bar and Grill]] • [[File:gmicon.JPG|15px]][[Growing Minds]] • [[File:roosticon.JPG|15px]][[Rooster Adult Video]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | Outside Rotborough
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid;" | [[Bloom Heights]] • [[test]]
|-
| style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;" | People
| colspan="2" style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[File:ChetCase.png|15px]][[Chet Sacksman]] • [[File:LukeCase.png|15px]][[Luke LaChance]] • [[Gray Jones]] • [[Alfred Sacksman]] • [[Allen Nella]] • [[Sebbie]] • [[Boy The Cow]] • [[Ivy Lavigne]]
|-
| style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;" | Businesses
| colspan="2" style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid;" | [[Boy's Friendship Foundation]] • [[File:RotPlayLogo.jpg|15px]][[Rotplay]] • [[File:SkySoftLogo.jpg|15px]][[Skysoft]] • [[File:nxicon.JPG|15px]][[NXHealth]] • [[File:SecretIcon.jpg|15px]][[90.3 The Secret]]
|-
| rowspan="3" style="background-color: #e8e8e8; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #999;" | Events
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | The Disappearances
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[test]] • [[test]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | General
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid #ddd;" | [[test]] • [[test]]
|-
| style="background-color: #d0d0d0; padding: 4px; font-weight: bold; width: 120px; vertical-align: top; border-right: 1px solid #ddd; border-bottom: 1px solid #ddd;" | Speculative
| style="padding: 4px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 0px solid; background-color: #ffffff;" | [[Unexplained Phenomena]] • [[Local Legends]]
|}
</div>

90.3 The Secret

2025-08-12T07:51:19Z

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{{Infobox Business
|name=90.3 The Secret
|image=SecretLogo.jpg
|founded= 1985
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|industry=Entertainment
|status=Inactive
|website=[https://rotborough.com/thesecret/secrethome view archive]
}}
'''90.3''' '''The Secret''' was a radio show hosted by several anonymous people with its main goal being spreading gossip and rumors of the events of Rotborough, Missouri.

During its period of operation, the station was known for disseminating half-truths, rumors, and unverified claims targeting local businesses, residents, and the mayor. Its official website [https://rotboroughwebinternal.netlify.app/thesecret/secrethome (archive available here)] regularly published "blind items"—anonymously written entries that often consisted of speculative or fictitious gossip lacking verifiable sources.

== History ==
While initially founded as a public forum for the community due to plummeting ratings they eventually switched over to being a shock jock/rumor mill style show in 1990. The often biting critical and blunt style of the show lead them to face many controversies and scandals. The most notable involving a missing persons case in June of 1990 as well a lengthy and ugly legal battle with [[Gray Jones|Mayor Gray Jones]]. This however seemed to result in an upswing in interests surrounding the goings-on of the mayor as the entire town began to pay closer attention to his escapades and sexual endeavors and orientation. In July 2001, The Secret launched a blind item forum site. The archive of which with [[Rotborough Time Machine]] capabilities are available by [https://rotboroughwebinternal.netlify.app/thesecret/secrethome clicking here].

{{Quote|Sigh… this is more of a rant but, it’s time we take the mayor to task. He has been hitting the jelly donuts hard and his face is like big. Like ok I’m not one to judge someone for being a little on the heavy side. But HE HAS TIPPED THE SCALES AND TRIPPED AND ROLLED ONTO THE FLOOR OFF THE DAMN THING! I mean really is he expecting us to vote for some fatso loser who can’t pull his snout out the sweets trough and oink for his people? The street on Grace Way need to be repaved and whenever he’s pressed for comment he’s scarfing down a box of powdery pastries. WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM???|Anonymous, 2001|90.3 The Secret website}}{{Quote|Apparently, Mayor Gray Jones could be MAYOR GAY JONES????????? (WHAAAAAAT? Good for him!!!) He seems to be spending his city hall appearances and press conferences with a brand new boy-toy. Is it just business? Or is it all pleasure?|Anonymous, 2004|the comment that started the media fire storm.}}

== Controversies and Scandals ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+List of controversies and scandals
!Controversy or Scandal
!Date
!Date Concluded
!Result/Summary
|-
|Public ridicule of local restaurant and its owner, which lead to reduced patronage.
|March 1990
|April 1990
|Company found guilty of libel, settled out of court for undisclosed amount, retraction required.
|-
|Spreading misinformation of Lanie Alferetta, a missing 9 year old girl implying the family was involved, having a direct result in her death.
|June 1990
|December 1990
|Gag ordered issued. Family later filed suit for emotional distress and reputational damage in January 1991.
|-
|Lawsuit leveled against 90.3 by the family of Lanie Alferetta.
|January 1991
|February 1992
|90.3 found guilty. Settled for an undisclosed amount.
|-
|[[Ivy Lavigne]] files suit against the Secret for allegations made against her involving child abuse.
|July 2001
|November 2001
|90.3 found guilty of libel. Settled for an undisclosed amount. Gag order issued.
|-
|Rumors regarding [[Gray Jones|Mayor Gray's]] eating habits and it's effects on the town.
|July 2001
|Late July 2001
|Settled privately, no money exchanged.
|-
|Sexual Misconduct Allegations leveled at Gray Jones. Alleging he uses his [[Jester's Pizza|Jester Pizza]] location as a personal brothel.
|December 2001
|Early April 2004
|Company sued for libel and defamation, found not guilty. It was found that in fact Jones was doing what was alleged and was forced to step down from his position within Jester Pizza. This also marked the first time Gray Jones called into the radio broadcast to try and save his public reputation. It failed immensely.
|-
|Rumors about the Sacksman family and the disappearance of their son [[Chet Sacksman|Chet]] and the state of their oldest son Phil.
|July 2004
|May 2005
|Before, during and after the events surrounding Chet Sacksman's disappearance, 90.3 began publishing blind items and radio broadcast scrutinizing the Sacksman's for their lack of control over their youngest son. [[Alfred Sacksman]] sued and won an undisclosed settlement.
|-
|Rumors spread about Mayor Gray being a homosexual. Spread through [https://rotboroughwebinternal.netlify.app/thesecret/secrethome the blind item site.] Initially overlooked but Gray's aggressive opposition only served to fuel public interest.
|July 2004
|Late July 2004
|While Jones tried to file a defamation suit against 90.3, it was immediately dismissed in court on the grounds for how ridiculous Jones' claims to damages was. The judge presiding stating had he just ignored it no one would have cared.
|-
|The Mayor Gray call-ins.
|August 2004
|November 2004
|From August to November of 2004, Jones, dissatisfied with the result of the defamation suit called into 90.3 to give them a piece of his mind, over the following months his statements became more and more unhinged eventually culminating the "RSRP Call Incident" which only served to further bury Jone's political career.
|}

== Examples from The Blind Item Website ==
{{Quote|Our milk tastes bad now. It has a weird moldy aftertaste. I am not a crazy person or anything but I am a personal friend of Frank Feldman. And he said he doesn’t know why but ever since the “incident” people have said the same thing but he doesn’t notice a difference. Is Frank slow-in-the-mind or just pulling the town's leg?|Anonymous, 2001|90.3 The Secret}}{{Quote|Rooster Adult Video Store is now selling DVD versions of movies still in theaters in stores… when reached for comment on their quality he said they were “legit” quality. I will be renting from him shortly with a full review. Thank you very much!|Anonymous, 2004|90.3 The Secret}}
{{Quote|An anonymous phone call was made to the owners of Booze Cruise on Grace Way to the effect of missing property (my missing car keys to that end!) And oddly enough the owner Simmons Hubcap seemed to NOT ONLY act as if he’s never seen me before but also claim to have “No idea what I’m talking about.” Drugs suspected to be involved.|Anonymous, 2004|90.3 The Secret}}

=== The website also featured movie reviews and missed connection sections. ===
{{Quote|annnnnddd here it’s is. my long awaited forbidden daniel elfperson movie reeview! i knowwwww i knoowwwww ugh its sooooo GODDAMN EXCITING. :) anyway lets bite down into it shall we! so this movie stars hercules’s family! one of his sisters who’s a naughty and rather saucy thing named french is a french girl who just can’t get it right! and when she travels thru the magical sex butt door i was floor! now this movie came out in 1980 which we all know i feel about that! so obviously this movie has breasts in it! much like the sexy little momma who recommended this movie to me! thanks doll! you’re a peach! anyway french gets sucked into the world and her jewish friend has to read the talmud to save her! AAAAAAHHHH! i didn’t know it was a horror genre otherwise maybe i would’ve picked a more better classic film such as empire by andrew warhall! anywho! after spitzelberg or whatever his name is gets sucked into the world he has to give a victim to daniel elfperson and i was literally like WAAAAHATT WHAAT!!! :) and then the queen died which was hearthurting as i hate to see women get hurt! and the little midget prick king stuffs his entire small weiner into frenches tight little box and they all lived happily ever afterwards :) this movie put such a smile! on me! i am very grateful to the human female who is of age, alive, non related, cisgendered, consenting and totally a 9 or a 10 on my BONERIFIC OO LA LA scale! recommend this to me. thanks babie girl! keep on rockin it! i’m giving this a 5 star review! and as for the female who recommended this! i’ll give her pussy/ass at least a 15/10 you rock babe keep doing you :) thanks a lot guys :)!|Ronnie Goldyard|Movie Review from 90.3 Website}}{{Quote|This week's ROTTEN EGG STINKER is a little thing known sadly as “The Final Assault” An extremely bizarre and confusing movie starring; Honestly, who knows? This movie sucks. Anyway it's another one of those “chosen one” movies, and we all know how I feel about that. Anyway I guess his task is to grab the “Holy Relic” yea it’s another one of those… I mean really do they just put anything in theaters? It can’t be that easy to just make a movie I’m sure… Maybe I should just make one huh? Yea keep an eye out for my directorial debut “ASTROBASTARDS: on ice”. (Yeah that sound’s good, why not?) coming next year… ANYWAY what a shitload of fuck, I give it 9-out-of-10 rotten eggs.|Ronnie Goldyard|Movie Review from 90.3 Website}}{{Quote|I’ve got a secret… promise not to tell? Well as I was leaving that really nice grocery store on 5th street I (5ft 9, slim stud) couldn’t help but notice you… Busty 5 foot blonde, we made passing eye contact as you were exiting the restrooms. The smell told me everything a man needed to know. And well, I was wondering if you felt the same about me. I was the guy who has the 4 pack of Udder Buster in his hand and that impressive lump of a bulge in my pants. If you are the she I speak of, meet me back near the restrooms in that store around 4:30pm on Thursday and I will rock you dang world.|Anonymous, 2001|90.3 The Secret Website}}

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Rotborough Country Club

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|name=Rotborough Country Club
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|type=Country Club, Golf Course
|constructed=1946
|constructed_month=4
|constructed_day=12
|area=Estimated 150-200 Acres
|status=Demolished
|notable_features=Golf Course, Tennis Courts, Pool, Clubhouse
|knownfor=Murder of [[Timothy Rosewald]]
}}

The Rotborough Country Club (RBCC) was a privately owned club available to the elite of Rotborough. It was founded and owned by [[Alfred Sacksman]]. It hosted an array of gala events and sponsored sports championships in activities such as golf, tennis, and lacrosse. Many of the public and private events from parades and community outreach programs were paid for or sponsored by the RBCC.
[[File:RBCCInvSponsors.jpg|thumb|Greater Good Groundskeeping promotional flyer made by the RBCC]]
== Controversy and The Sacksman Family ==
Many controversial things took place at the RBCC in relation to the Sacksman Family. Namely surrounding the youngest son [[Chet Sacksman|Chet]]. Leading up to his disappearance Chet was responsible for 9 individual incidents including the murder of Timothy Rosewald. Beyond this and a handful of other strange events, RBCC has seen many bizarre events take place over the years. For instance in May of 2000, Gordon David Brimley III "assassinated" Alfred Sacksman's beloved koi fish in the ponds of the golf course for no discernible reason. He was playing on the 7th hole of the famous "Green Loop" on the grounds when suddenly and without warning he mercilessly beat the fish, named "Onizuka" to death, and returning to the game to shoot a 54 as if nothing happened. Brimley was subsequently arrested, ordered to pay a fine and was banned for life from the country club. This however wasn't even the only instance of death involving wildlife, as in August of 2002, an alligator was found on the course and had killed golfer Roland Presley Stansfield as he was retrieving his ball from the 5th hole pond. And later that same day a venomous cobra bit Wilma Robertson on the tennis court of the RBCC. Fortunately however, in the case of Robertson, she survived her injuries. How these two rare and exotic reptiles found their way to the golf course is till a mystery, as the Rotborough Zoo did not have any of these animals as apart of their collection of animals. And alligators and cobras are not native to Missouri.

Tenpenny Nature Park

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Tennypenny Nature Park was a local park and municipal center for recreation in Rotborough.

Tenpenny Nature Park

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Tennypenny Nature Park is a local park and municipal center for recreation in Rotborough.

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Rotplay

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'''RotPlay''' was a video game publishing division of [[RotToys]], likely created to support the company’s proprietary line of home consoles, most notably the [[RageBoy]] series. All known RotPlay titles were developed in collaboration with software developer [[SkySoft]], though it remains unclear whether SkySoft operated as an independent studio or as part of the same corporate structure. The existence and operations of RotPlay are known only through surviving promotional materials and limited digital archives of its software catalog, with no formal corporate records publicly available.

== Catalog ==
{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Title
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Platform
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Rating
! style="background:silver;" | Summary
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:burgerboy2_1.jpg|150px]][[File:burgerboy2_2.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Burger Boy 2|'''''Burger Boy 2''''']]<br>''Released'' 2002-2003
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Rageboy 2000GX
| 2+, Hardcore Violence
| ''The world knows that nothing beats a juicy burger from Stop n' Slop. After the heroic events of Burger Boy, the once small-town diner has risen to power, fueling a new Beef-powered utopia. But even in this golden age, dark forces stir in the shadows. A twisted cult of maniacs known as the "Vegans" have unleashed their wicked magic, turning cows against humanity. With beef supplies vanishing, civilization teeters on the edge of collapse, forced to endure a miserable existence of... vegetables. In a last-ditch effort, Stop n' Slop calls on Burger Boy once more. Armed with your trusty chainsaw buddy, Buzzy, it's time to hack through the cow army, defeat the Vegans, and seal them back in Hell where they belong. The future of the beef-filled world rests in your hands-let's hope you're hungry enough for the challenge!''<br>'''Sequel to Burger Boy.'''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:caddysim03_1.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Phil Sacksman|'''''Phil Sacksman's''''']]''''' Caddy Simulator 2003'''''<br>''Released 2003''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Rageboy 2000GX
| 6+, Drug Use, Emotional Abuse, Golfing
| ''Golf icon Phil Sacksman is finally bringing his legendary caddying career to the videogame world. With the help of Rotplay, you'll able to enjoy the thrill of being a caddy through the eyes of a true pro. Experience unreal divet repairing and bag packing challenges in breathtaking 3D. Explore the gorgeous Rotborough Country Club where Phil got his start. Fight off back pain by learning to forging an oxycontin prescription. And now, with Rotplay Facial Recognition technology, you'll be tested to keep your cool during beratings or provide emotional support with the perfect smile. Alright, pick up your bags. It's time to hit the links!''<br>'''Final Collaboration with [[Phil Sacksman]]'''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:ecf_1.jpg|150px]]<br>'''''Extreme Coin Flip ULTRA EDITION'''''<br>''Released 2001-2004ish''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Rageboy 2000GX
| 2+, Gambling
| ''At any moment, the existence of the world as we know it hangs on the flip of a coin. As the coin flies through the air, the universe is fractured into billions of outcomes... Victory or failure, good or evil, life or death... all is dictated by HEADS or TAILS. Experience the age old sport of coin flipping like never before in EXTREME COIN FLIP: ULTRA EDITION. Fight through the ranks of the Coin Flip Battle League in the immersive campaign mode, or settle a beef with a friend in the new Multiplayer duel mode. Breathtaking graphics and exhilarating gameplay will have you on the edge of your seat with every flip. Will settle for a life of cowardice and safety... or are you brave enough to tempt fate - and put your life in the hands of the coin?''<br>'''Remastered version of Extreme Coin Flip for Rageboy 2000'''
|-
| rowspan="1"|'''''Burger Boy'''''<br>''Released'' Unknown
|bgcolor="cyan" height="10px"|
| Unknown
| Unknown
| Not enough information<br>'''Burger Boy (1) is only implied, given the existence of Burger Boy 2. This entry requires more research '''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:truckerwars_1.jpg|150px]][[File:truckerwars_2.jpg|150px]]<br>'''''Rotborough Trucker Wars'''''<br>''Released 2002-2003''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| RageBoy 2000GX
| 10+, Nudity, Violence, Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Prostitution
| ''The battle for Rotborough's notorious Grace Way is heating up-this coveted stretch of asphalt is the crown jewel of the trucking world, where controlling it could means ruling the entire transport game. As the kingpin of the asphalt, you'll defend your turf with an iron fist and a lead foot, outmaneuvering rival truckers, dodging the long arm of the law, and building a transportation empire that would make the mob blush. When you're not pimping out your rig with kickass parts or outrunning the boys in blue, enjoy some well-deserved relaxation at the legendary Milky Maids club - Rotborough's finest purveyors of... questionable entertainment... and even more questionable decisions. In TRUCKER WARS, the stakes are high, the nights are wild, and the road is paved with a whole lot more than just good intentions.''<br>'''Set in real world Rotborough's [[Grace Way]]'''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:mpb_1.jpg|150px]][[File:mpb_2.jpg|150px]]<br>'''''My Pet Boy'''''<br>''Released 2003''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| RageBoy 2000GX
| 6+, Drug Use, Emotional Abuse, Anthropomorphic Animal
| ''Inspired by the heartwarming tale of Boy, the miracle cow born with no front legs, Rotplay is proud to present the Rotborough icon's first video game experience! You'll take Boy home as a young calf, and raise him as your very own pet. Teach him to walk, dress him up, and feed him yummy treats! Be careful though - Boy is quite naughty, so keep him out of trouble and away from drugs and alcohol. Incase he does get mischievous, with Rage Boy Face recognition technology, you'll be able to scold and punish the badly behaved bovine with your own. voice! Will you raise Boy into an upstanding citizen, or will you watch him turn into a drunken derelict? Truthfully, we don't care, as long as you have fun!''<br>'''[https://rotborough.com/mypetboy/bff Archived promotional site]'''
|-
| rowspan="1"|'''''Extreme Coin Flip'''''<br>''Released'' Unknown
|bgcolor="cyan" height="10px"|
| RageBoy 2000
| Unknown
| Not enough information<br>'''Extreme Coin Flip (standard edition) is only implied, given the existence of Extreme Coin Flip Extreme Edition. This entry requires more research '''
|-
|}

== References ==
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Alfred Sacksman

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{{Infobox Person|name=Alfred Sacksman|image=|year=1951|month=06|day=23|nationality=White|occupation=Pharmaceuticals, Quackery, Charlatanry.|education=Rotborough High School
William Carey University College of Osteopathic Medicine (Formerly William Carey College)|mother=Allegra Jennifer Sacksman|father=Fredrich W. H. Sacksman|siblings=Unknown|knownfor=NXHealth, Product recall of 2004, the disappearance of his youngest son Chet.|spouse=Jinny Sacksman}}
== Early Life ==
'''Alfred "Al" Sacksman''' (born June 23, 1951) is an American entrepreneur and self-styled health guru best known for founding [[NXHealth]], a controversial health and wellness company established in the late 1980s Sacksman claims the inspiration for [[NXHealth]] came during a hallucinogenic experience while traveling through South America, which he described as a "visionary awakening" that led him to pursue the physical and legal boundaries of human performance and wellness.

Born to Fredrich W. H. Sacksman and Allegra Jennifer Sacksman, Alfred was raised in affluence. His family accumulated substantial wealth through early ventures in real estate, allowing him access to elite educational institutions and luxury from a young age. Little is documented about his early life prior to high school, though anecdotal reports from locals describe him as well-regarded during his adolescence.

Sacksman’s public image shifted dramatically following a major product recall in 2004 that drew national attention and cast scrutiny on NXHealth’s practices.

== Founding of Pharma-Med Health and Wellness ==
In 1973, Sacksman co-founded Pharma-Med Health and Wellness alongside longtime friend and college classmate David Warren out of the chemistry lab in William Carey College. The company was initially established with the mission of developing and distributing supplements and pharmaceutical products aimed at enhancing longevity and overall wellness. In the following years, Sacksman and Warren identified a significant gap in the market for performance-enhancing and sports-related supplements. Recognizing the commercial potential, the company shifted focus to capitalize on the emerging demand, eventually positioning itself as an early player in the performance supplement industry, eventually renaming to NXHealth following a lawsuit and falling out with David Warren.

In 1980, Sacksman returned to his hometown of Rotborough, where he discovered that both of his parents had experienced a significant decline in mental health. They were subsequently diagnosed with adult early-onset dementia. Over the next two years, Sacksman continued to manage Pharma-Med remotely, but the mounting personal stress began to take a toll. Seeking relief and clarity, he embarked on a series of international travels, eventually participating in multiple ayahuasca retreats deep in the Peruvian jungle. Upon his return home in 1987 Sacksman called Warren and the two had an almost 6 hour phone call talking about the future of the company. Warren was apparently blown away by his words and was convinced to take the company in a new direction. They then decided to rebrand as NXHealth, in early 1988.

== Rebranding to NXHealth ==
According to internal NXHealth documents, these experiences had a profound and lasting psychological impact on Sacksman. Following his return, employees noted a marked change in his demeanor and leadership style. He reportedly became increasingly erratic and combative, often delivering unprovoked tirades against perceived industry rivals. Sources within the company also suggest that he began aggressively testing the boundaries of regulatory standards, pushing for the inclusion of controversial and unapproved ingredients in NXHealth’s supplement formulations. Eventually culminating in a lawsuit filed against the two in 1989.

{{Quote|I came home from college to find my parents gravely afflicted with what doctors later diagnosed as early adult onset dementia. I was HEARTBROKEN to say the least. My father was always a driving force behind everything I did and to see him wither away like that KILLED MY HEART. My mother had no fairer fate on my heavy soul. Seeing the woman who handcrafted my spirit being slowly reduced to a shell was too much for my soul to bear.|Alfred Sacksman|[https://rotborough.com/nxhealth/meettheceo NXHealth.com "Meet the CEO" Page]}}

== Lawsuit and aftermath ==
Court documents and private recordings provided by former employees during the lawsuit against NXHealth revealed the true extent of the madness that occurred at NXHealth. With audio recordings of Research and Development meetings demonstrating the unhinged and often nearly incomprehensible babble on display by Sacksman. His sometimes dangerous and schizophrenic ideas began to seriously and inalterably ruin company morale and it soon became evident that a leadership change was necessary if the company was going to last. It was in April of 1989 when the company faced a wrongful death suit when the family of J'''ames Eugene Carson''' suffered a Myocardial Infarction (a heart attack) as a result of NXHealth's now discontinued Herba-Boost tea. The plaintiff's family argued that the 650mg of caffeine contained within the tea greatly exceeded the federally regulated limit (400mg), and caused James to suffer a heart attack and pass away. The autopsy preformed on James proved that the caffeine content was a significant factor in his death. In January 1990, NXHealth, Sacksman, and Warren settled with Carson's family for a staggering $25 million dollars. After the lawsuit was settled, Warren soon became the target of Sacksman's rage with him blaming the lawsuit and its conclusion on Warren. Even though Sacksman ultimately had final say of what ended up in each product. This proceeded until Warren eventually stepped down as COO in 1991 following a particularly violent argument had during a team meeting with Sacksman with Warren pressing charges against Sacksman for assault. Sacksman was placed on house arrest and admitted to a mental institution following the outcome of the assault case, which resulted in his oldest son Phil Sacksman taking control of the company.

=== 1993-1999 ===
Following his release from a court ordered sentence in a mental institution. Sacksman returned to his company to find that the new face and young blood his son brought to the company resulted in a resurgence in popularity, primarily among people aged 16-24. This was due in no small part to Phil's already established celebrity status as a famous caddy and his interesting and creative marketing campaigns. One of which later involved his younger brother [[Chet Sacksman|'''Chet Sacksman''']] and his band "Tezticular Torzion". (1998) Not much of note occurred between this time other than a noticeable increase in sales and popularity among NXHealth's new line of products and a substantial decrease in Alfred's previously documented insanity, as well as his purchase of the Rotborough Country Club. (RBCC)

=== 2000-2004 ===
At the beginning of 2000 Alfred's youngest son Chet was beginning to exhibit extremely violent and erratic outbursts. It was discovered in October of 2001 that [[Chet Sacksman|Chet's drug addiction]] had reached a critical point resulting in a psychotic break during a black tie gala hosted at RBCC. This in turn began to upheave rumors that maybe the Sacksman's had a genetic history of mental illness.

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Alfred Sacksman

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== Early Life ==
{{Infobox Person|name=Alfred Sacksman|image=|year=1951|month=06|day=23|nationality=White|occupation=Pharmaceuticals, Quackery, Charlatanry.|education=Rotborough High School
William Carey University College of Osteopathic Medicine (Formerly William Carey College)|mother=Allegra Jennifer Sacksman|father=Fredrich W. H. Sacksman|siblings=Unknown|knownfor=NXHealth, Product recall of 2004, the disappearance of his youngest son Chet.|spouse=Jinny Sacksman}}'''Alfred "Al" Sacksman''' (born June 23, 1951) is an American entrepreneur and self-styled health guru best known for founding [[NXHealth]], a controversial health and wellness company established in the late 1980s Sacksman claims the inspiration for [[NXHealth]] came during a hallucinogenic experience while traveling through South America, which he described as a "visionary awakening" that led him to pursue the physical and legal boundaries of human performance and wellness.

Born to Fredrich W. H. Sacksman and Allegra Jennifer Sacksman, Alfred was raised in affluence. His family accumulated substantial wealth through early ventures in real estate, allowing him access to elite educational institutions and luxury from a young age. Little is documented about his early life prior to high school, though anecdotal reports from locals describe him as well-regarded during his adolescence.

Sacksman’s public image shifted dramatically following a major product recall in 2004 that drew national attention and cast scrutiny on NXHealth’s practices.

== Founding of Pharma-Med Health and Wellness ==
In 1973, Sacksman co-founded Pharma-Med Health and Wellness alongside longtime friend and college classmate David Warren out of the chemistry lab in William Carey College. The company was initially established with the mission of developing and distributing supplements and pharmaceutical products aimed at enhancing longevity and overall wellness. In the following years, Sacksman and Warren identified a significant gap in the market for performance-enhancing and sports-related supplements. Recognizing the commercial potential, the company shifted focus to capitalize on the emerging demand, eventually positioning itself as an early player in the performance supplement industry, eventually renaming to NXHealth following a lawsuit and falling out with David Warren.

In 1980, Sacksman returned to his hometown of Rotborough, where he discovered that both of his parents had experienced a significant decline in mental health. They were subsequently diagnosed with adult early-onset dementia. Over the next two years, Sacksman continued to manage Pharma-Med remotely, but the mounting personal stress began to take a toll. Seeking relief and clarity, he embarked on a series of international travels, eventually participating in multiple ayahuasca retreats deep in the Peruvian jungle. Upon his return home in 1987 Sacksman called Warren and the two had an almost 6 hour phone call talking about the future of the company. Warren was apparently blown away by his words and was convinced to take the company in a new direction. They then decided to rebrand as NXHealth, in early 1988.

== Rebranding to NXHealth ==
According to internal NXHealth documents, these experiences had a profound and lasting psychological impact on Sacksman. Following his return, employees noted a marked change in his demeanor and leadership style. He reportedly became increasingly erratic and combative, often delivering unprovoked tirades against perceived industry rivals. Sources within the company also suggest that he began aggressively testing the boundaries of regulatory standards, pushing for the inclusion of controversial and unapproved ingredients in NXHealth’s supplement formulations. Eventually culminating in a lawsuit filed against the two in 1989.

{{Quote|I came home from college to find my parents gravely afflicted with what doctors later diagnosed as early adult onset dementia. I was HEARTBROKEN to say the least. My father was always a driving force behind everything I did and to see him wither away like that KILLED MY HEART. My mother had no fairer fate on my heavy soul. Seeing the woman who handcrafted my spirit being slowly reduced to a shell was too much for my soul to bear.|Alfred Sacksman|[https://rotborough.com/nxhealth/meettheceo NXHealth.com "Meet the CEO" Page]}}

== Lawsuit and aftermath ==
Court documents and private recordings provided by former employees during the lawsuit against NXHealth revealed the true extent of the madness that occurred at NXHealth. With audio recordings of Research and Development meetings demonstrating the unhinged and often nearly incomprehensible babble on display by Sacksman. His sometimes dangerous and schizophrenic ideas began to seriously and inalterably ruin company morale and it soon became evident that a leadership change was necessary if the company was going to last. It was in April of 1989 when the company faced a wrongful death suit when the family of J'''ames Eugene Carson''' suffered a Myocardial Infarction (a heart attack) as a result of NXHealth's now discontinued Herba-Boost tea. The plaintiff's family argued that the 650mg of caffeine contained within the tea greatly exceeded the federally regulated limit (400mg), and caused James to suffer a heart attack and pass away. The autopsy preformed on James proved that the caffeine content was a significant factor in his death. In January 1990, NXHealth, Sacksman, and Warren settled with Carson's family for a staggering $25 million dollars. After the lawsuit was settled, Warren soon became the target of Sacksman's rage with him blaming the lawsuit and its conclusion on Warren. Even though Sacksman ultimately had final say of what ended up in each product. This proceeded until Warren eventually stepped down as COO in 1991 following a particularly violent argument had during a team meeting with Sacksman with Warren pressing charges against Sacksman for assault. Sacksman was placed on house arrest and admitted to a mental institution following the outcome of the assault case, which resulted in his oldest son Phil Sacksman taking control of the company.

=== 1993-1999 ===
Following his release from a court ordered sentence in a mental institution. Sacksman returned to his company to find that the new face and young blood his son brought to the company resulted in a resurgence in popularity, primarily among people aged 16-24. This was due in no small part to Phil's already established celebrity status as a famous caddy and his interesting and creative marketing campaigns. One of which later involved his younger brother [[Chet Sacksman|'''Chet Sacksman''']] and his band "Tezticular Torzion". (1998) Not much of note occurred between this time other than a noticeable increase in sales and popularity among NXHealth's new line of products and a substantial decrease in Alfred's previously documented insanity, as well as his purchase of the Rotborough Country Club. (RBCC)

=== 2000-2004 ===
At the beginning of 2000 Alfred's youngest son Chet was beginning to exhibit extremely violent and erratic outbursts. It was discovered in October of 2001 that [[Chet Sacksman|Chet's drug addiction]] had reached a critical point resulting in a psychotic break during a black tie gala hosted at RBCC. This in turn began to upheave rumors that maybe the Sacksman's had a genetic history of mental illness.

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Boy's Friendship Foundation

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{{Infobox Business
|name=Boy's Friendship Foundation (BFF)
|image=BFFLogo.jpg
|founded= Unknown
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=Unknown
|industry=Charity
|status=Shut down
}}

The Boy’s Friendship Foundation (BFF) was a charitable organization operating in Rotborough, Missouri with the stated mission of supporting children recovering from serious illnesses, created in the name of [[Boy the Cow]] and operated at least in some capacity by [[ROTCAN]], who broadcast ''Boy's Friendship Ranch'' and largely managed Boy's media presence as a local celebrity.

== History ==

According to promotional material published on the My Pet Boy website, BFF primarily focused on aiding local children experiencing loneliness, bullying, and other social difficulties during hospital stays. The foundation claimed to offer emotional support and community-based outreach, positioning itself as a supplemental care provider for families receiving treatment at Saint Mary's Baptist Holy Redemption Regional Medical Health Memorial Children’s Hospital.

[[File:boyplush1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Boy the Cow plush created by BFF and RotToys]]
Over time, BFF expanded its public programming to include after-school services, volunteer opportunities, and local fundraising events. Notably, the foundation was sponsored by [[NXHealth]], [[Growing Minds Learning Center]], and the Kidz 4 Mayor Gray After School Initiative, all of which were tied in various ways to Rotborough’s private and municipal sectors. BFF’s most visible contribution involved the reported donation of RageBoy consoles and school supplies to pediatric care units, in partnership with the game publisher [[Rotplay]] during the promotional cycle for [[Rotplay#Catalog|My Pet Boy]]. Part of this initiative included a retail release of Boy the Cow plushies in collaboration with RotPlay's parent company, [[RotToys]].

While the foundation presented itself as a grassroots, service-driven nonprofit, few independent records of its actual outreach exist, and no verified lists of recipients have been recovered. The organization’s internal structure, financials, and board membership remain largely undocumented.

== Controversy & Shutdown ==

90.3 The Secret

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{{WarningBoxUnrl}}{{WarningBoxSpec}}{{Infobox Company|name=90.3 The Secret|website=[https://rotborough.com/thesecret/secrethome view archive]|headquarters=Rotborough, MO.|founded=1985|type=Radio Program|industry=Entertainment|caption=Company logo as of 2003|image=90.3 logo.png}}'''90.3''' '''The Secret''' was a radio show hosted by several anonymous people with its main goal being spreading gossip and rumors of the events of Rotborough, Missouri.

During its period of operation, the station was known for disseminating half-truths, rumors, and unverified claims targeting local businesses, residents, and the mayor. Its official website [https://rotboroughwebinternal.netlify.app/thesecret/secrethome (archive available here)] regularly published "blind items"—anonymously written entries that often consisted of speculative or fictitious gossip lacking verifiable sources.

== History ==
While initially founded as a public forum for the community due to plummeting ratings they eventually switched over to being a shock jock/rumor mill style show in 1990. The often biting critical and blunt style of the show lead them to face many controversies and scandals. The most notable involving a missing persons case in June of 1990 as well a lengthy and ugly legal battle with [[Gray Jones|Mayor Gray Jones]]. This however seemed to result in an upswing in interests surrounding the goings-on of the mayor as the entire town began to pay closer attention to his escapades and sexual endeavors and orientation. In July 2001, The Secret launched a blind item forum site. The archive of which with [[Rotborough Time Machine]] capabilities are available by [https://rotboroughwebinternal.netlify.app/thesecret/secrethome clicking here].

{{Quote|Sigh… this is more of a rant but, it’s time we take the mayor to task. He has been hitting the jelly donuts hard and his face is like big. Like ok I’m not one to judge someone for being a little on the heavy side. But HE HAS TIPPED THE SCALES AND TRIPPED AND ROLLED ONTO THE FLOOR OFF THE DAMN THING! I mean really is he expecting us to vote for some fatso loser who can’t pull his snout out the sweets trough and oink for his people? The street on Grace Way need to be repaved and whenever he’s pressed for comment he’s scarfing down a box of powdery pastries. WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM???|Anonymous, 2001|90.3 The Secret website}}{{Quote|Apparently, Mayor Gray Jones could be MAYOR GAY JONES????????? (WHAAAAAAT? Good for him!!!) He seems to be spending his city hall appearances and press conferences with a brand new boy-toy. Is it just business? Or is it all pleasure?|Anonymous, 2004|the comment that started the media fire storm.}}

== Controversies and Scandals ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+List of controversies and scandals
!Controversy or Scandal
!Date
!Date Concluded
!Result/Summary
|-
|Public ridicule of local restaurant and its owner, which lead to reduced patronage.
|March 1990
|April 1990
|Company found guilty of libel, settled out of court for undisclosed amount, retraction required.
|-
|Spreading misinformation of Lanie Alferetta, a missing 9 year old girl implying the family was involved, having a direct result in her death.
|June 1990
|December 1990
|Gag ordered issued. Family later filed suit for emotional distress and reputational damage in January 1991.
|-
|Lawsuit leveled against 90.3 by the family of Lanie Alferetta.
|January 1991
|February 1992
|90.3 found guilty. Settled for an undisclosed amount.
|-
|[[Ivy Lavigne]] files suit against the Secret for allegations made against her involving child abuse.
|July 2001
|November 2001
|90.3 found guilty of libel. Settled for an undisclosed amount. Gag order issued.
|-
|Rumors regarding [[Gray Jones|Mayor Gray's]] eating habits and it's effects on the town.
|July 2001
|Late July 2001
|Settled privately, no money exchanged.
|-
|Sexual Misconduct Allegations leveled at Gray Jones. Alleging he uses his [[Jester's Pizza|Jester Pizza]] location as a personal brothel.
|December 2001
|Early April 2004
|Company sued for libel and defamation, found not guilty. It was found that in fact Jones was doing what was alleged and was forced to step down from his position within Jester Pizza. This also marked the first time Gray Jones called into the radio broadcast to try and save his public reputation. It failed immensely.
|-
|Rumors about the Sacksman family and the disappearance of their son [[Chet Sacksman|Chet]] and the state of their oldest son Phil.
|July 2004
|May 2005
|Before, during and after the events surrounding Chet Sacksman's disappearance, 90.3 began publishing blind items and radio broadcast scrutinizing the Sacksman's for their lack of control over their youngest son. [[Alfred Sacksman]] sued and won an undisclosed settlement.
|-
|Rumors spread about Mayor Gray being a homosexual. Spread through [https://rotboroughwebinternal.netlify.app/thesecret/secrethome the blind item site.] Initially overlooked but Gray's aggressive opposition only served to fuel public interest.
|July 2004
|Late July 2004
|While Jones tried to file a defamation suit against 90.3, it was immediately dismissed in court on the grounds for how ridiculous Jones' claims to damages was. The judge presiding stating had he just ignored it no one would have cared.
|-
|The Mayor Gray call-ins.
|August 2004
|November 2004
|From August to November of 2004, Jones, dissatisfied with the result of the defamation suit called into 90.3 to give them a piece of his mind, over the following months his statements became more and more unhinged eventually culminating the "RSRP Call Incident" which only served to further bury Jone's political career.
|}

== Examples from The Blind Item Website ==
{{Quote|Our milk tastes bad now. It has a weird moldy aftertaste. I am not a crazy person or anything but I am a personal friend of Frank Feldman. And he said he doesn’t know why but ever since the “incident” people have said the same thing but he doesn’t notice a difference. Is Frank slow-in-the-mind or just pulling the town's leg?|Anonymous, 2001|90.3 The Secret}}{{Quote|Rooster Adult Video Store is now selling DVD versions of movies still in theaters in stores… when reached for comment on their quality he said they were “legit” quality. I will be renting from him shortly with a full review. Thank you very much!|Anonymous, 2004|90.3 The Secret}}
{{Quote|An anonymous phone call was made to the owners of Booze Cruise on Grace Way to the effect of missing property (my missing car keys to that end!) And oddly enough the owner Simmons Hubcap seemed to NOT ONLY act as if he’s never seen me before but also claim to have “No idea what I’m talking about.” Drugs suspected to be involved.|Anonymous, 2004|90.3 The Secret}}

=== The website also featured movie reviews and missed connection sections. ===
{{Quote|annnnnddd here it’s is. my long awaited forbidden daniel elfperson movie reeview! i knowwwww i knoowwwww ugh its sooooo GODDAMN EXCITING. :) anyway lets bite down into it shall we! so this movie stars hercules’s family! one of his sisters who’s a naughty and rather saucy thing named french is a french girl who just can’t get it right! and when she travels thru the magical sex butt door i was floor! now this movie came out in 1980 which we all know i feel about that! so obviously this movie has breasts in it! much like the sexy little momma who recommended this movie to me! thanks doll! you’re a peach! anyway french gets sucked into the world and her jewish friend has to read the talmud to save her! AAAAAAHHHH! i didn’t know it was a horror genre otherwise maybe i would’ve picked a more better classic film such as empire by andrew warhall! anywho! after spitzelberg or whatever his name is gets sucked into the world he has to give a victim to daniel elfperson and i was literally like WAAAAHATT WHAAT!!! :) and then the queen died which was hearthurting as i hate to see women get hurt! and the little midget prick king stuffs his entire small weiner into frenches tight little box and they all lived happily ever afterwards :) this movie put such a smile! on me! i am very grateful to the human female who is of age, alive, non related, cisgendered, consenting and totally a 9 or a 10 on my BONERIFIC OO LA LA scale! recommend this to me. thanks babie girl! keep on rockin it! i’m giving this a 5 star review! and as for the female who recommended this! i’ll give her pussy/ass at least a 15/10 you rock babe keep doing you :) thanks a lot guys :)!|Ronnie Goldyard|Movie Review from 90.3 Website}}{{Quote|This week's ROTTEN EGG STINKER is a little thing known sadly as “The Final Assault” An extremely bizarre and confusing movie starring; Honestly, who knows? This movie sucks. Anyway it's another one of those “chosen one” movies, and we all know how I feel about that. Anyway I guess his task is to grab the “Holy Relic” yea it’s another one of those… I mean really do they just put anything in theaters? It can’t be that easy to just make a movie I’m sure… Maybe I should just make one huh? Yea keep an eye out for my directorial debut “ASTROBASTARDS: on ice”. (Yeah that sound’s good, why not?) coming next year… ANYWAY what a shitload of fuck, I give it 9-out-of-10 rotten eggs.|Ronnie Goldyard|Movie Review from 90.3 Website}}{{Quote|I’ve got a secret… promise not to tell? Well as I was leaving that really nice grocery store on 5th street I (5ft 9, slim stud) couldn’t help but notice you… Busty 5 foot blonde, we made passing eye contact as you were exiting the restrooms. The smell told me everything a man needed to know. And well, I was wondering if you felt the same about me. I was the guy who has the 4 pack of Udder Buster in his hand and that impressive lump of a bulge in my pants. If you are the she I speak of, meet me back near the restrooms in that store around 4:30pm on Thursday and I will rock you dang world.|Anonymous, 2001|90.3 The Secret Website}}

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NXHealth

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{{Infobox Business
|name=NXHealth
|image=NXHLogo.jpg
|founded= 1974
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=[[Alfred Sacksman]]
|industry=Health Supplements, Food & Beverage
|status=Inactive
|website=[https://rotborough.com/nxhealth/nxhealthhome view archive]
}}

== Company Beginnings ==

NXHealth was founded in 1974 by [[Alfred Sacksman]] and his college classmate David Warren in California. The company initially positioned itself as a manufacturer of sports supplements and performance-enhancing health products, with early marketing campaigns promoting NXHealth as a brand driven by innovation, accessibility, and “science for the everyday body.” According to internal company literature, Sacksman was the creative/visionary force behind the product line, while Warren handled logistical and business operations. [SUPPORTING EVIDENCE: Archived marketing brochures, employee interviews].

Public statements from Sacksman, including a “Meet the CEO” available on an [[https://rotboroughwebinternal.netlify.app/nxhealth/meettheceo|archived snapshot of the NXHealth site]], paint a dramatically different account of the company's origins. In it, Sacksman claims to have returned to Rotborough in the early 1980s after his parents fell ill with what he describes as “early adult onset dementia.” His account blends biographical detail with self-mythologizing, describing a world-spanning spiritual journey culminating in a revelatory experience in the Peruvian Amazon. There, Sacksman reportedly encountered a form of “ancient wisdom” that inspired his long-running philosophy of “HACK YOUR BODY™”—a phrase he would later trademark and incorporate into NXHealth’s branding. Interestingly, in the same excerpt, Alfred claims to have formed NXHealth with an unnamed individual he met on this trip - directly contradicting actual documentation that cites Warren as a cofounder.

{{Quote|1=Well crazier STILL, I found the answers I was looking for in PERU of all places! Yes the land of the INCAS and what did the ancient geniuses have to say? Well the same stuff they've been saying since, oh I don't know… FOREVER? The wisdom I gathered told me what we already know yet seldom apply. HEALTH IS WEALTH. But in this age of technology and computers how can we make change that moves as quickly as the modern age? Well the friend I made in the jungles of Peru told me… HACK YOUR BODY… WOW!|2=Alfred Sacksman|3=[https://rotboroughwebinternal.netlify.app/nxhealth/meettheceo NXHealth.com "Meet the CEO" Page]}}

Internal company documents and third-party interviews suggest a gradual shift in NXHealth’s research priorities following Sacksman’s return to Missouri. Starting in the mid-to-late 1980s, resources were increasingly funneled into exploratory projects involving hormone regulation, dietary biohacking, and animal-based nutritional compounds. One such initiative reportedly included a bovine-focused R&D program operated out of a converted barn on Sacksman's family property. While officially framed as part of the company’s “rural outreach and field testing program,” the facility was noted by locals and former employees to contain advanced—and in some cases unsanctioned—equipment. [POTENTIAL REDACTION – Site photographs withheld; conflicting testimonies on research legality].

A legal dispute between Sacksman and Warren emerged in 1989, following internal concerns about NXHealth’s shifting direction and Sacksman’s increasingly erratic leadership style. Records confirm that the lawsuit concluded in 1990 with Warren’s removal from the company. While no full transcripts of the proceedings are available, documents obtained by RTF indicate that Sacksman had quietly acquired a controlling share of the company prior to the dispute, effectively ending board oversight and granting him total operational authority. ''Let's make some fake legal/court documents for this''

Following this restructuring, NXHealth adopted a drastically more in-your-face and quasi-spiritual marketing tone, with Sacksman frequently positioning himself as both founder and prophetic figure. Phrases such as “Hack Your Body™” became central to NXHealth’s rebranding throughout the early 1990s.

== Products ==
{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Product Family
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" width=20% | Variation
! style="background:silver;" | Release Date
! style="background:silver;" | Product Info
|-
| rowspan="6"|[[File:udderbuster1.jpg|100px]]<br>[[Udder Buster|'''''Udder Buster''''']]<br>''Energy Drink''
| Udder Buster
| Original
| Roughly 1996-1997
| ''Original "Udder Buster" drink. Carbonated milk-based energy drink product. No existing pictures, likely a limited release due to lack of documentation. Existence is implied in "Meet The CEO" section of NXHealth site.''
|-
| [[File:UdderBusterClassic.jpg|100px]]
| Udder Buster Classic Creme
| 1999
| ''Rebranding of the original Udder Buster as "Classic Creme", advertised as exact same product. If there are changes to product these are unknown''
|-
| [[File:UdderBusterStrawberry.jpg|100px]]
| Udder Buster Strawberry
| 1999
| ''Strawberry flavor launched alongside the rebranded classic creme flavor and chocolate flavor in the upscaled full launch of Udder Busters by NXHealth in 1999.''
|-
| [[File:UdderBusterChocolate.jpg|100px]]
| Udder Buster Chocolate
| 1999
| ''Chocolate flavor launched alongside the rebranded classic creme flavor and strawberry flavor in the upscaled full launch of Udder Busters by NXHealth in 1999.''
|-
| [[File:NX_Product_Oxtreme.jpg|100px]]
| Udder Buster Oxtreme
| Summer 2003
| ''Short lived variation of Udder Buster with a nearly doubled caffeine content of 800mg. The calories also appear to have increased to 550. This product appears to have been very quickly recalled and likely could have failed to have a full retail launch altogether.''
|-
| [[File:NX_product_eggnog.JPG|100px]]
| Udder Buster Holiday Eggnog
| Holiday 2003
| ''Holiday exclusive Eggnog flavor in a Christmas themed can.''
|-
| colspan="5" style="height:10px; background-color:#ddd; border:none;" |
|-
| rowspan="1"|'''''Rooster Up All Night'''''<br>''Male Enhancement Supplement''
| [[File:NX_product_roosterupallnight.JPG|100px]]
| Rooster Up All Night Magic Male Enhancement
| Summer 2003
| ''Male enhancement supplement advertising improved stamina, strength, duration and power, apparently created in collaboration with [[Rooster Adult Video|The Rooster brand.]]''
|-
| colspan="5" style="height:10px; background-color:#ddd; border:none;" |
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:VitaLife.jpg|150px]]<br>'''''Vitalife+'''''<br>''Children's Health Supplements''
| [[File:NX_product_Vitalife.JPG|100px]]
| Boy's VitaLife+
| Summer 2003
| ''Children/teen daily multivitamin, apparently created in collaboration with [[Boy The Cow|The "Boy" brand.]] The documentation for recalls on this product appear are substantial, with [[Growing Minds#Testing|Growing Minds Learning Center]] partnering alongside NXHealth and [[Gerber Law Group]] to offer their online testing as screening for possible side effects as a part of efforts to settle with parents out of court.''
|-
| colspan="5" style="height:10px; background-color:#ddd; border:none;" |
|-
| rowspan="1"|'''''NXCite'''''<br>''Fragrance/Deoderant''
| [[File:NX_product_nxcite.JPG|100px]]
| NxCite Phermonal Deoderant
| Holiday 2003
| ''Spray on deodorant advertised as a "Phermonal" fragrance for men. Variations and product history unknown.''
|-
| colspan="5" style="height:10px; background-color:#ddd; border:none;" |
|-
| rowspan="1"'''''Brazen Bull'''''<br>''Stimulant Smelling Salt''
| [[File:NX_product_brazenbull.JPG|100px]]
| Brazen Bull
| Holiday 2003
| ''Smelling salts advertised as a "SUPER STIUMULANT" supposedly containing fermented milk & ammonia. Variations and product history unknown.''
|-
|}

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Rooster Adult Video

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{{Infobox Business
|name=Rooster Adult Video
|image=roosterlogo.jpg
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|industry=Adult Entertainment, Video Rental
|website=[https://rotborough.com/rooster/rooster view archive]
|status=Inactive
}}

'''Rooster Adult Video''' was an adult video rental and sex shop in Rotborough, known for its brick-and-mortar storefront offering erotic films and intimate products to local customers.

== History ==
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== References ==
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Growing Minds

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Growing Minds

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{{Infobox Business
|name=Growing Minds Learning Center
|image=gmlclogo.jpg
|founded= 1993
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=Ivy Lavigne
|industry=Educational Services
|website=[https://https://rotborough.com/growingminds/home view archive]
|status=Inactive
}}

'''Growing Minds Learning Center''' was a special education tutoring center in Rotborough that offered academic support for children, though some sources suggest it may have been involved in behavioral research tied to local institutions.

== Services ==
According to the center’s website, Growing Minds offers tutoring across standard subjects—math, science, reading, social studies—as well as behavioral support services, etiquette coaching (through a sponsorship with [Protagon]), and family counseling. The facility is led by Headmaster Ivy Lavigne, whose qualifications are not publicly listed. Parent testimonials hosted on the site speak to dramatic transformations in children’s behavior and academic performance, though no independent assessments or external accreditations have been confirmed.
{{Quote|1=I love my child so much but after losing her mother and raising her by myself only to get a diagnosis of “slow-in-the-mind”. It was the final straw for me ... my cousin George told me about this place called “Growing Minds” ... it was after this when we were put in touch with Dr. Amaryllis (a psychologist for Growing Minds) And he provided us with a step by step treatment that was perfect for my daughter.|2=Saul Richardson|3=Testimonial from [https://https://rotborough.com/growingminds/testimonials Growing Minds website]}}

== Vasey ==
[[File:Vasey.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Vasey looking distraught, from the Growing Minds Online Diagnostic Test]]
A core component of Growing Minds’ intake process is an online diagnostic test, administered through an interactive character named Vasey, an anthropomorphic vase with a flower growing from its head. The test walks children through hypothetical social scenarios and assigns them a cognitive-emotional profile. Children found to have “problems” are given a numbered referral code and are encouraged to schedule appointments with affiliated child psychologists. These psychologists, including a figure known as Dr. Amaryllis, are described as “board certified,” though no certifying body is specified.
[[File:vaseyandfamily.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Vasey and his family]]
Vasey appears to have been at least an attempt to build out a larger licensed character by Growing Minds, with the online test featuring several side characters with individual looks, including Vasey's friends "Bud" and "Lily." It is unlikely these special characters would have been created solely for this test, and were likely part of a bigger plan for these characters, such as licensed merchandise or a TV show, though attempts to find any evidence of these has so far been fruitless.

== Collaborations ==

Growing Minds is listed as a sponsor of the now-defunct [[Boy%27s_Friendship_Foundation|Boy’s Friendship Foundation]] (BFF) and the [[NXHealth]] website directly promotes Growing Minds' services in relation to their legal settlements. The nature of these affiliations remains unclear but has drawn scrutiny from independent researchers due to overlapping personnel and funding sources.

== References ==
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Blue Roan Bar and Grill

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{{Infobox Business
|name=Blue Roan Bar & Grill
|image=blueroan.jpg
|founded= 2003
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=Unknown
|industry=Restaurant
|website=[https://rotborough.com/blueroan/home view archive]
|status=Inactive
|knownfor= Disappearance of [[Luke LaChance]]
}}

'''Blue Roan Bar & Grill''' was a bar in Rotborough, also serving as a restaurant and apparent live music venue.

== History ==
First opening its doors in 2003 Blue Roan was a dive bar.

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[[File:Blueroanstatue.png|thumb|Blue Roan horse statue at auction yard]]
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Allen Nella's House Of Mirrors

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{{Infobox Business
|name=Allen Nella's House of Mirrors
|image=ANHOM_restored.png
|founded= Unknown
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=[[Allen Nella]]
|industry=Wellness & Spirituality
|website=[https://rotborough.com/allennella/mirrordemo/splashpage view archive]
|status=Inactive
}}

'''Allen Nella's House of Mirrors''' was likely a spiritual attraction in Rotborough, based on a vague virtual tour and references to a physical location found on its [https://rotborough.com/allennella/mirrordemo/splashpage archived website]. It was likely owned by [[Allen Nella]] and connected to his self-help philosophy known as Mirror Theory.

== Virtual Tour ==
{{Quote|1=I did not know where the man in the mirror came from. Only that he was me. I remember looking at him deep in the eyes, then looking at his face, his eyes, his hair, his lips. As I looked him up and down, I noticed this all encompassing warmth came over me.|2=Unknown (Presumably Allen)|3=House of Mirrors Virtual Tour}}

Much of the little known about Allen Nella's House of Mirrors is found from the virtual tour, preserved on the [[Rotborough_Time_Machine]]. This "tour" is an interactive maze game, functioning through a grid like coordinate system and animated 3D rendered gifs. Along with abstract imagery seeming to reflect the more esoteric ideas in Allen Nella's philosophy, each space contains text that function as pieces of a loose narrative with multiple endings for different exits in the maze. In RTF's testing, the text seemingly could change between users for unknown reasons.
[[File:AN_Screen1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Screenshot at the entrance of the Virtual Tour]]
While certainly not a fully accurate representation of the actual House of Mirrors, if it did in fact exist this tour likely holds the most information about what the building itself actually looked like. The checkered floors and cloud mural adorning the walls are stylistically consistent with much of Allen Nella's website.

== Testimonials and other Supporting Documentation ==

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== References ==
{{Business Rotborough}}

Allen Nella's House Of Mirrors

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{{Infobox Business
|name=Allen Nella's House of Mirrors
|image=ANHOM_restored.png
|founded= Unknown
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=[[Allen Nella]]
|industry=Wellness & Spirituality
|website=[https://rotboroughwebinternal.netlify.app/allennella/mirrordemo/splashpage view archive]
|status=Inactive
}}

'''Allen Nella's House of Mirrors''' was likely a spiritual attraction in Rotborough, based on a vague virtual tour and references to a physical location found on its [https://rotborough.com/allennella/mirrordemo/splashpage archived website]. It was likely owned by [[Allen Nella]] and connected to his self-help philosophy known as Mirror Theory.

== Virtual Tour ==
{{Quote|1=I did not know where the man in the mirror came from. Only that he was me. I remember looking at him deep in the eyes, then looking at his face, his eyes, his hair, his lips. As I looked him up and down, I noticed this all encompassing warmth came over me.|2=Unknown (Presumably Allen)|3=House of Mirrors Virtual Tour}}

Much of the little known about Allen Nella's House of Mirrors is found from the virtual tour, preserved on the [[Rotborough_Time_Machine]]. This "tour" is an interactive maze game, functioning through a grid like coordinate system and animated 3D rendered gifs. Along with abstract imagery seeming to reflect the more esoteric ideas in Allen Nella's philosophy, each space contains text that function as pieces of a loose narrative with multiple endings for different exits in the maze. In RTF's testing, the text seemingly could change between users for unknown reasons.
[[File:AN_Screen1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Screenshot at the entrance of the Virtual Tour]]
While certainly not a fully accurate representation of the actual House of Mirrors, if it did in fact exist this tour likely holds the most information about what the building itself actually looked like. The checkered floors and cloud mural adorning the walls are stylistically consistent with much of Allen Nella's website.

== Testimonials and other Supporting Documentation ==

...

== References ==
{{Business Rotborough}}

Curtain Call

2025-07-07T03:38:08Z

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{{Infobox Business
|name=Curtain Call
|image=cclogo.JPG
|founded= Unknown
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=Sebastian Vonora
|industry=Home Services
|website=[https://https://rotborough.com/curtaincall/home view archive]
|status=Inactive
}}

'''Curtain Call''' was a window treatment business in Rotborough. ...

== History ==
The earliest references to Curtain Call is 2003, though the business appears to have changed both name and service multiple times before then, with business records and websites pointing to previous names, such as "Sebbie's Sweep-up" (An apparent home cleaning business), Final Coat ("a painting company), among others.

== References ==
{{Business Rotborough}}

Jester's Pizza

2025-07-07T03:37:34Z

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Jester's Pizza

2025-07-07T03:37:12Z

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|name=Jester Pizza
|image=Jester_Logo.png
|founded=1996
|founded_month=3
|founded_day=15
|headquarters=Rotborough, MO
|founder=Grimond "Gray" Jones
|industry=Restaurant
|website=[https://rotborough.com/jesterspizza/home view archive]
|status=Inactive
}}

'''Jester Pizza''' is a medieval-themed pizza restaurant chain highly regarded for its affordable food and free entertainment

== History ==
The company was founded by [[Gray Jones|Mayor Gray Jones]] in 1996. It was initially launched as a pet project for Mayor Gray, but since Rotborough lacked a pizza restaurant it quickly became a success. It first opened its doors in March of 1996.

== Humiliation ==
[[File:JesterClassified.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Ad from Jester Pizza promoting their "Royal Decree" policy, Rotborough Daily newspaper, September 2001 ]]
In May 1999, an incident involving an unnamed employee reportedly led to the introduction of the company’s signature singing and dancing delivery service. According to local accounts, the employee had been involved in a dispute and was compelled by Mayor Gray Jones to make a delivery while singing and dancing, as a form of disciplinary action. Contrary to its intended purpose, the performance was well received by the customer, who later visited the store to express enthusiastic praise. Following the unexpected positive feedback, Jones made the decision to incorporate singing and dancing into the standard delivery experience.{{Quote|Always heed the Royal Decree: If I don't dance for you, your pizza is free!|Tagline on Jester Pizza employee materials|}}

== Sexual Malpractice ==
In December 2001, allegations surfaced after an off-hours employee claimed to have discovered that Mayor Gray Jones was using the Jester location as a private bordello. The revelation sparked internal controversy and raised concerns about the misuse of company property for personal purposes. While no formal investigation was publicly documented, the incident became a topic of local speculation and contributed to growing scrutiny surrounding Jones's management and mayoral practices. This was further amplified, causing somewhat of a Streisand Effect where the mayor's private and personal life began to be the center of local fascination and scrutiny. This initial fascination and interest was spearheaded by [[90.3 The Secret]], through it's radio broadcasts and [https://https://rotborough.com/thesecret/secrethome online blind item website]

== References ==
{{Business Rotborough}}

File:WRETCHSEWER.jpg

2025-07-07T02:16:14Z

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== Summary ==
Supposed image of the "wretch" sourced from footage obtained at an estate sale highlighting two inspectors scouting the sewer for the RSRP.

File:Vaseyandfamily.jpg

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== Summary ==
Vasey, his father, mother, brother Mason, and friends Bud and Lily, sourced from Growing Minds Online Diagnostic Test

File:Vasey.jpg

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== Summary ==
Vasey looking distraught, from Growing Minds Online Diagnostic Test

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File:UnrlWarning.png

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File:USafeLogo.jpg

2025-07-07T02:14:23Z

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== Summary ==
U-Safe Rotborough Home Security Logo

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== Summary ==
Tezticular Torzion Live Debut Poster, 1997